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The Afterlife

The Afterlife is, in a logical point of view, a(n) imaginary place. If The Afterlife is real, it would be a(n) inevitable, commonly active force in our universe or, if true, our MULTI-verse that reacts to the once living but recently dead force resonating in the corpse(s) of one, many, most, or ALL creatures. Once that Commonly Active Force reacts to a corpse:

1. Like how we civilians recycle, WE in general could be recycled or reincarnated, as the same species or a different one. And that reincarnation can take place in our world, or a different one, or from one to the other.
2. That corpses force could be revived in a parallel universe as the same person but in a different timeline, if there is one.
I know my parents will live on, because they'll be going to The Afterlife.
by K-WILL-SUE-YOU October 21, 2019
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The ultimate metaphysical puzzle: conceiving of a state of conscious existence that is completely non-physical, timeless, and devoid of the sensory and neurological apparatus that currently generates all our experience. What does it mean to "be" without a body, without time, without change? Any description (paradise, void, reunion) is necessarily metaphorical, built from the tools of this life, making the afterlife conceptually ungraspable. It's the problem of imagining the software running without any hardware, forever.
Example: "They promised an afterlife of joy and light. The hard problem of the afterlife kept me up: joy is a neurochemical reaction to achieving goals; light is photons hitting a retina. Without a brain or eyes, what would 'joy' or 'light' even be? It felt like promising a blind man from birth a movie marathon—the words are empty of any conceivable experience."
by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026
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:I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave you: wtf
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Afterlife of the party

A person who unlike his/her friends does not live to party; and often fixes the consequences of his friends partying. This person is often the "morale compass" within their own group of friends. If this person attends a party, while others lose their enthusiasm and spirit upon the party ending, this person will still retain a sense of optimism or livelyness, due to the fact that they didn't expend all their energy at the party. This person is usually a smart choice for being a designated driver after a party.
"He might be the life of the party, but he'll owe his girlfriend, his wallet, and bailout to the Afterlife of the party.
by scottegorman December 22, 2010
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<3Through the afterlife<3

Who can know what comes after death mi todo. If there's nothing but emptiness, so be it I will love you to fill said emptiness. If there is another side, I'll follow you and hold your hand the entire time after we die. I'm struggling to make this rhyme, but like I said till the end of time and beyond the grave- you see my love for you reaches no bounds. In between lives I'm not sure where we'll go, maybe limbo? I don't know where we'll go, but if soul deals are real I'll always choose you to be my lover.
"<3Through the afterlife<3...<3And into the next life m'love"
by OnnieSimpre May 8, 2022
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