The World Cup

The FIFA World Cup, often simply called the World Cup, is an international association football competition contested by the senior men's national teams of the members of Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA), the sport's global governing body. The championship has been awarded every four years since the inaugural tournament in 1930, except in 1942 and 1946 when it was not held because of the Second World War.

The World Cup is the most widely viewed and followed sporting event in the world, exceeding even the Olympic Games; the cumulative audience of all matches of the 2006 FIFA World Cup was estimated to be 26.29 billion with an estimated 715.1 million people watching the final match, a ninth of the entire population of the planet.

The World Cup by The Centurion October 15, 2014

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Around the World Cup

Is when a male is jerking off and reaches around one of his legs and continues to finish.

Phil was going crazy when I walked into the room and when he realized that I seen him he went around the World Cup. My life is never going to be the same.

Around the World Cup by TruthHasIt October 29, 2014

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The Great World Cup

When several people from different countries and ethnicity’s (more than 10 required) all come together to deficate into a large goblet or cup, whereupon the winner is decided by whomever swan dives into the goblet eating their way out of it and surviving.

Remember when you said I wouldn’t amount tho anything mom, well guess who just won The Great World Cup

The Great World Cup by Flahugulus Bouglar July 19, 2019

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The Ol' World Cup

Thrusting ones head at a 45 degree angle towards a large blonde woman's rear, so that the nose of said thruster can rest directly inside the large beautiful blonde's anus. Some say the angle is analogous to the angle of a Congolese footballers header.

I was having a lovely breakfast with my dear mate Patrick, when he suddenly leapt from the table and ran out to perform the ol' World Cup on Christina.

The Ol' World Cup by BobbyBlumpkin6769 July 1, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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