The Woodshed

The woodshed is the local Body builders favorite gym.

The Woodshed

George: Bruh why you walking like a fu**** up duck?

Waylon: Ohhh man I did some heavy a** squats down at der woodshed today!

"Ohh der you have to take me out to de woodshed and put me in a back breaker!!!"

by The Mighty Titan Helios June 7, 2017

take him/her/it behind the woodshed

To beat up someone or something very badly

to describe a thorough beating

Dude, I am going to take him/her/it behind the woodshed and show him/her/it who's boss

or

The Colts took the Broncos behind the woodshed in the playoffs

by Matthew M. Lee June 21, 2007

Take Jimmy to the Woodshed

Take Jimmy to the Woodshed

A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.

I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.

I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.

Take jimmy to the woodshed

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

taken to the woodshed

1. To be given a spanking

2. To be taught a lesson, defeated, or embarrassed like you got spanked.

1. Boy 1: Why is Tommy rubbing his butt?
Boy 2: His Dad saw his report card and he got taken to the woodshed.
Boy 1: Ouch!

2. Biden got taken to the woodshed for going off script again.

by NoSugar April 10, 2022

There gonna take me to the woodshed

To get beat up for being over $300k over budget

There gonna take me to the woodshed for being $300k over budget on a new build

by Dale L. May 11, 2016

Took her to the woodshed

Meaning that you fucked the shit out of a chick with your dick (wood)

You know that chick I've been trying to hit for the longest ? Well I finally took her to the woodshed

by 1maddd2mackxxx May 10, 2016

Took her to the woodshed

Meaning that you fucked the shit out of a chick with your dick (wood)

You know that chick I've been trying to hit for the longest ? Well I finally took her to the woodshed

by 1maddd2mackxxx May 10, 2016