The Woods!

A saying cried by helpless people who have just completed a traumatic hiking experience involving masturbating retards and tent-loving gang-bangers.

"I'm sorry Zoe, it was the woods! The Woods!"

"Hey Joe, ya wanna come to our orgy?"
"No...no more gang-banging, please!"
"Dude, what's wrong with him?"
"??"
"The....The WOODS!"

by CrazyAxer September 27, 2009

the woods

A prison slang for the white inmates.

"Whiteboy, you better get the fuck out of my face and get back in the woods."

by sonuvagun September 27, 2005

the woods

a place on any local golf course to get drunk with friends and random people. there will usually be a bonfire on the nearest sand pit.

hey, you going to the woods tonight?

that chick bobbled those two guys at the woods

by laaalalala August 14, 2009

the woods

Shortened name for Foxwoods Resort and Casino located in Ledyard, CT. Great place to go when there aint shit to do.

Todd: Yo let's go catch some tail
Dave: Fuck that, lets go to the woods!

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN April 4, 2005

the woods

often referred to as a woodsie, this north american habitant is known to enjoy beer, cigarettes and women. the woods is also and all around good guy who is well liked by all, cause he is awesome.

the woods is so cool i could buy him a present.

by jick September 7, 2004

The Woods

Another name for St Mary of the Woods College in Indiana. Used by attending students, faculty/staff, and locals.

We're stopping by the woods to pick up Sally, then we're going to Rose.

by slytherinwoodsie July 1, 2005

the woods

the place where i smoke alotta weed

painted woods

by smigel March 30, 2004