When a man or woman splits their hair down the center of their heads, creating an unattractive hair triangle on their foreheads between their eyebrows with their bangs. This is further made unappealing if the bangs are long enough to tuck behind each ear, slicking down any chance of loose hairs softening the Waldo.
Muffi: "Sweetie, I love that you have long hair, but can't you comb it back or to the side?"
Will: "Nuh. Don't tell me what to do."
Muffi: "At least don't tuck it behind your ears, the Waldo makes you look awful."
Will: "It looks fine." *tuck tuck*
Muffi: "Where's the freaking scissors?"
Will: "Nuh. Don't tell me what to do."
Muffi: "At least don't tuck it behind your ears, the Waldo makes you look awful."
Will: "It looks fine." *tuck tuck*
Muffi: "Where's the freaking scissors?"
by GoddessofLove May 15, 2009
A mysterious man that vanishes into the abyss only to be found in childens book. These book have cause millions of suicides.
Where the fuck is Waldo?
by Waldus Maximus February 23, 2004
One of the greatest masters of hide n' seek, rivaled only by Carmen Sandiego, Osama Bin Laden, and the TV Remote.
How does he do it? Witchcraft.
How does he do it? Witchcraft.
by WhereisWAlDO April 16, 2010
person 1 Where's Sarah I havent seen her do anything all day?
person 2 She's being a Waldo again, I saw her photocopying blank paper.
person 2 She's being a Waldo again, I saw her photocopying blank paper.
by theantiwaldo December 21, 2013
by Immortal-Jake May 04, 2006
by xWALDOx November 03, 2009