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The vegan teacher

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A bitch on tiktok
The vegan teacher Tells people to be vegan or they go to hell
The vegan teacher by Ducks_lily September 11, 2020
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The Vegas Inquisition

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The Vegas Inquisition occurs when playaz return from Vegas. Someone who was too pwned to go immediately bombards the playaz with nonstop questions about Vegas.

This person knows that "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", but they seem to think this policy does not apply to them. They get very irritated when they get the scoop Heisman.
Goombah: So, uh, how'd you do in Vegas?

Mich: I did ok.

Goombah: Did anything cool happen?

Mich: You know the policy...

Goombah: Dude, cant you just give me some details? How much did you win? Did everyone get along? Did you ...

Mich: Cool it with the Vegas Inquisition!
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Spot the Vegan

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A game commonly played on reddit, tumblr, and other comment-based social media based on the fact that vegans will usually passionately mention their beliefs when veganism is mentioned (or more often, insulted). After the vegan comment is posted, a third party will simply comment "Found the vegan".
Person A: This is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan.

Vegan: You mean the person that actually has respect for animals and doesn't brutally slaughter them because they "taste good"?

Person B: Found the vegan.
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The vegan teacher

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A skinny ass mother fucka who is vegan and thinks the whole world should go vegan
The vegan teacher: everyone go vegan and stop hurting animals!
Everyone else: no :)
The vegan teacher by hamburger2020 December 2, 2020
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find the vegan

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A game commonly played on Tumblr. All one needs to do is make a post about how some meat product is delicious or make a post about how vegans are overly sensitive and like magic someone will respond saying that not all vegans are smug assholes they just live a healthier lifestyle than you and you're a horrible person for eating meat.
How to play find the vegan

Non-Vegan: I like bacon

Vegan: How can you live with yourself knowing that you contributed to the MURDER of a poor defenseless pig?

Non-Vegan: Found the vegan

OR

Non-Vegan: I hate it when my vegan aunt comes over for thanksgiving and complains about all of us eating turkey.

Vegan: Well not all vegans are like that but eating tofu is much healthier. You're aunt is a smart person and you should probably stop eating turkey if not for the health benefits but at least to stop the brutal senseless violence of poor, beautiful, innocent turkeys.

Non-Vegan: Found the vegan.
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Slugging The Vegas Slot 

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A sexual act performed immediately after performing a Las Vegas Chainsaw. The partner on whom the Las Vegas Chainsaw has been performed positions themselves on all fours with ass crack up. As a loving performer of the act, the other partner gingerly reinserts each of quarters that were previously extracted via the Las Vegas Chainsaw back into the the other partner's ass, one by one, like a chronic gambler feeding an old style coin slot machine. For extended and invigorating play, repeat the Las Vegas Chainsaw after all the quarters are back in.
Tonya was feeling frisky and let her boyfriend perform a Las Vegas Chainsaw on her. As if that was not enough pleasure, her boyfriend stuffed her full again by Slugging The Vegas Slot. Tonya hit the jackpot.
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