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The Game Theorists 

An epic channel on YouTube watched by all smart gamers. The main and most popular series is Game Theory, run by MatPat, this show blows your mind. The next show is Game Exchange, run by Gaijin Goomba, this show is about all the culture in video games. Other shows include: Digressing & Side-questing, Culture Sock and Crossover.

The channels followers are known 'Loyal Theorists' and as of the 25th of May 2014, there are 2,099,300 of us.
Dumb COD Gamer: 'Hey bro, you play Modern Warfare?'

Game Theorist: (eye roll) 'No, the heroes commit war crimes and the only reason it sells is because there are so many COD games that it was easy to get sales past the innovators and early-adopters part of the selling hill.'

Dumb COD Gamer: 'Wuh?'

The Game Theorists: 'BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY, A GAME THEORY!'

The conspiracy theorist look 

Someone with a big nose, broad jawline, a big mouth, either freakishly large eyes or abnormally small eyes and a big tic tac looking head.
I just know someone is a conspiracy theorist as they exhibit the conspiracy theorist look. I don't think I know any sexy conspiracy theorists.

The Food Theorists 

The channel along with three other channels on YouTube which are owned by MatPat (Matthew Patrick) and another company . It is a channel that tackles food related Theories. My favorite channel from the theory wheel.
I love the Food Theorists!

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle 

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.
Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

St Theresa of the Child Jesus Catholic School 

Horrible school in Des Moines Iowa the treats students horrible
I am never coming back to St Theresa of the Child Jesus Catholic School

Theresa Pharmacy: The First Breaking Demonstration Juvenile Distcharge Releaser (Ɓarcher)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Theresa Pharmacy: The First Breaking Demonstration Juvenile Distcharge Releaser (Ɓarcher)...