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The Taste Test 

The Taste Test is when a female pours red wine over the vaginal area while she is on her period. She then forces you to eat her out while you attempt to decipher the difference between the wine and the blood.
Yo dawg, this girl gave me The Taste Test last night and I could tell she had some heavy flow.
The Taste Test by Brother GUAR March 24, 2020

The Taste of water 

Pussy taste like water, So water taste like pussy.

Eat good cat kids 🐱
"Your pussys so clean, It's like the taste of water. Mmm"
The Taste of water by lilbitbanga December 8, 2016

The Taste Of Honey 

The most ratchet strip club this side of the tracks. There are many Tastes of Honey each with their own charms; however they all employ A star studded B team as Shiniqua, Desondra and your last babies momma take the stage. C scars and stretch marks must be mandatory to score a job here on wings Tuesday. There usually is no cover, Toby waters down the drinks and you got a 50% chance of scuffing somebody's Jordans and getting shot. Be careful not to bring your whole government check, as you could run this joint.
10/10 I'm thirsty!
"Yo when we goin for that taste?! That taste of Szyrup!*" -black Vinny
*is an urban version of honey; more affordable, less nutritious and covered by food stamps.
"Yo ma future ex-wife works at The Taste Of Honey!" -Ash

The Taste Of Monkeys 

One who kicks the shit out of cancer and comes out the other side glowing like a Scotish uranium mine from all the chemotherapy but still manages to maintain a positive outlook and sense of humor in the form of poorly drawn but brilliantly depicted ms paint comic strips entertaining a mass of drooling trisomic nerds that can't get laid.
I love The Taste of Monkeys. Does that make me gay?
The Taste Of Monkeys by Bushman4244 December 24, 2008

The taste is in the afterbud 

when you're out of cigarettes and collect all you're old smokes from the ashtray
-What are you doing! That's disgusting!
-The taste is in the afterbud :)

the taste of my bed 

To miss the comfort and warmth of your own bed.
I really do miss the taste of my bed
the taste of my bed by YOLKYegg February 25, 2019
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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