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The Stike 

A mythical creature with a hunched back that will laugh mid sentence. The Stike will transform if wearing a michigan state shirt, into a Humpback Whale. To know it is truly the Stike, it will have blond frosted tips and will make the noise kmhmmhm. Stay away at all costs!
"Oh Fuck, it's The Stike!"
"Why is it laughing mid sentence?"
"Why don't you drink after other people?"
The Stike by The Stike Killer April 26, 2019
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Up the Stakes 

Originally taken from the Mike Shinoda song, "Bleach(remix)", this
phrase refers to putting more effort into what you are doing.
Yo Jon, if u want to get that girl number u need to up the stakes.
Up the Stakes by M. Murray August 13, 2008

Burning at the Stake 

An execution method that involved tying the accused to a wooden stake, surrounding them with flammables, and burning them to death.
The accused witch was killed by
burning at the stake.

The Spiked Fifty 

The act of attatching spikes to your penis, making it like a mace, and cock slapping someone fifty times in a row with it.
"Man your girlfriend gave me the worst blowjob ever, I was obliged to give her the spiked fifty after"

The Spiker Jr. Vacuum 

While youre tongue fucking a hot chick, you suck on her clit with your upper lip, while the tongue is still in motion.
1. I was going down on her and I started doing the Spiker Jr. Vacuum.

2. I was hooking up with this hot chick and she said babe, lets get freaky, do the Spiker Jr. Vacuum.

3. Stephen Max Spiker Jr. (no Joke) He'll do it to you too.

The Stakeout Method 

(noun) A method for getting a person that you think is attractive to notice you
Person 1: "How are you gonna get that sexy sorority girl in our English class to notice you?"
Person 2: "I think it's time to put The Stakeout Method into full effect.

Mike The Spike 

Mike here is a pedophile who preys on young females of the ages 11 to 18. Most recently it has been discovered that he also has a thing for almost 40 year old women with big boobs. And if you didn’t know the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, therefore a certain daughter may have certain traits of their mother. Some may also consider a Mike The Spike to be a so called Brent. Brent’s aren’t that much better. They like girls for like 2 days and then they decide they’re gross.
Yo did you see mIkE tHe SpIKe? He’s so gross dude ;)))
Mike The Spike by yah boy jeremy February 8, 2019