The Statue. 

What Crayton knows not.

Sooo…the statue.

The Statue. by Abzydan December 10, 2021

The Statue 

A 6000 word plus short story from 2004 where it was PG rated that invoked debate in The Twilight Zone and horror based fanfiction circles whether it was original or fanfiction, as FanHistory noted it was original with characters named Serling and set in Glendale Heights in 1987. It was noted from being done from a photograph taken in 2003 when returning from Nocturna as it was sneaked on Fanfiction.net as someone fuming over a detailed pick apart the author did, the critic had the three original pieces on the site taken down. Then it was brought over to AuthorsDen and FictionPress where they remain to this day. It was noted for being tested out on Rod Serling's widow in 2004.

If you're talking about that 2004 short story where the writer of The Cabbie Homicide introduced his hometown as a Gothic Horror setting, it was strongly inspired by The Twilight Zone where he didn't swear and had characters named based on his classmates from the era. He did a narration ala Rod Serling on his then blog as a joke and next thing he had a hook, then The Statue was born. It was noted by one of his future anthology mates and contributors of the magazine for having a scare akin to H. P. Lovecraft long after they read the story. Laura Hale of FanHistory Wiki chronicled the extremely funny debates the story invoked when it was first introduced. The ex-fiancee and critics try to call this a fanfiction work when Laura noted everything in the story was his outright.

The Statue by illinoishorrorman January 31, 2018

the statue of liberty 

The sexiest big French immigrant you'll ever see, as long you don't mind that she's green. Bring her your hungry, your poor and your destitute, if you know what I'm saying (wink wink nudge nudge).

Guy 1: Have you seen that sexy green lady across the river?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's too bad she's 20 stories or 354 steps out of your league!
Guy 1: Man, I wish I could get with the statue of liberty!

the statue of liberty by Better_Than_Your_Mom_Last_Nigh January 19, 2018

Throw Me the Statue

A great indie-pop band from Seattle. They don't really have any bad songs. Their best album is by far Creaturesque. Good to listen to if you're feeling down and need something to pick you up.

Dizzy from the Fall is the best song by Throw Me the Statue IMO.

Throw Me the Statue by pseudonym this May 10, 2010

The Becera Statue of Liberty 

A sexual position in which a woman with a prosthetic limb is being jack-hammered. The prosthetic limb is removed, the end of it is set on fire, and it is held in the right hand (like the Statue of Liberty's torch). The Becera Statue of Liberty is not completed to satisfaction unless the smoke detector goes off, the fire department is called, or unknowing parents smell smoke and investigate.

Man, I was giving this cancer-survivor with a fake leg the Becera Statue of Liberty, when my upstairs neighbor called the fire department who then broke down the door.

The Becera Statue of Liberty by THEHOARD October 25, 2010

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