The Sprayer
While having anal sex with you partner you piss in her ass and when she farts it sprays all over your dick.
The Sprayer by bl123 October 19, 2008
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sprayed the bowl by GS71 April 6, 2015
The Beer's Prayer
Our Lager,
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head
and forgive us our spillages
as we forgive those that spill against us
and lead us not into incarceration.
But deliver us from hang-overs,
for thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager
forever and ever
Barmen!
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head
and forgive us our spillages
as we forgive those that spill against us
and lead us not into incarceration.
But deliver us from hang-overs,
for thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager
forever and ever
Barmen!
The Beer's Prayer by BCOOK March 3, 2010
The Man's Prayer
The Man's Prayer by RookCastle February 20, 2013
the warrior's prayer
The only prayer any true warrior needs to know.
Mentioned in two songs by Manowar, one of the best bands out there.
This prayer also beats all other prayers, I think any hot woman would be aroused after hearing this in her bedroom.
Mentioned in two songs by Manowar, one of the best bands out there.
This prayer also beats all other prayers, I think any hot woman would be aroused after hearing this in her bedroom.
The Warrior's Prayer
"Gods of war I call you
My sword is by my side
I seek a life of honor
Free from all false pride
I will crack the whip
With a bold mighty hail
Cover me with death
If I should ever fail
Glory, majesty, unity
Hail! Hail! Hail!"
"Gods of war I call you
My sword is by my side
I seek a life of honor
Free from all false pride
I will crack the whip
With a bold mighty hail
Cover me with death
If I should ever fail
Glory, majesty, unity
Hail! Hail! Hail!"
the warrior's prayer by Tzeentch June 13, 2007
complicating the lord's prayer
someone/something that complicates things that don't need to be complicated, especially when the alternative is very obvious and much MUCH easier than what is happening
complicating the lord's prayer by mynameisnonofyourbuisiness14 November 14, 2025
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