Tzeentch's definitions

kendo

A great sport requiring much spirit, discipline, and all of that jazz. Unfortunately, a lot of samurai/ninja-wannabes tend to participate in this sport. Also, fencing is better than kendo. One would not be shocked to see one who participates in kendo as one who participates in band, and one who participates in LARPing.

Kendo makes your feet smell too.

Oh and kendo stemmed from kenjitsu in response to Ieyasu Tokugawa pwning Japan.

Kendo seems cool. What a great example right?

by Tzeentch June 13, 2007

fencing

A sport where if you're a "dry" novice. You will be plagued with terrible, apathetic judges and crazy old directors. Where they say things like "distance parry" and give points to people that hit your foot or your mask!

Go electric as soon as possible!

"Oh man, because I won against him during pools, now he's not even looking while judging! How awesome."

by Tzeentch February 15, 2005

phi theta kappa

A 2-year fraternity/sorority/honors society that accepts anyone with a 3.5 GPA or higher, about 12-18 units, and some money to waste. Only reason to join is for one's application to a 4-year institute. Their "leadership conferences" are a joke.

Oh! I received an acceptance letter from Cornell purely on the basis that I'm in Phi Theta Kappa?

by Tzeentch June 13, 2007

san jose

A place with few venues for local bands, Christmas in the Park, and crazy Santa Clara cops in the next town over (which is all connected so you can't really tell).

Bad traffic and a bad nightlife.

"Hey! San Jose is 45 minutes away from SF!"

by Tzeentch February 15, 2005

kush

An ancient African kingdom which some argue influenced Egypt and the Western world as we know it.

Traditionalists and current evidence support that Sumer was the first civilization however.

"That Kushite sure made cute, little pyramids!"

by Tzeentch February 15, 2005

UCSD

A place for those who were rejected from UCB/UCLA.

I was rejected from Cal and UCLA, but I was accepted into UCSD. Oh well.

by Tzeentch December 28, 2008

tekken five

The newest installment of Tekken, where Nina and Steve are God Tier characters!

Full life combos are also possible on CH (counter-hit).

This game was created after polling a bunch of players due to the negative reviews of Tekken 4.

"Arghhh I can't pull off an EWGF!~"

by Tzeentch February 15, 2005