The Spackler

You start banging a girl doggie style with her head against the wall, then you start slammin her really hard till her head breaks through the first layer of dry wall then right when your about to bust you pull out and give her a swift kick to the cooter, her head will be sent through the other layer of dry wall with the last kick ,you then quickly run around to the other side of the wall and bust a nut in her face while her head is stuck

"I felt doing some remodeling last night so Suzi met the spackler"

by Pablo435 November 9, 2006

spackle the ceiling

1. Codespeak between guys meaning to masturbate excessively... Also 2. To come so hard while masturbating and after looking down and not seeing any results realize that is what is dripping on your forhead because it landed on the ceiling.

2 dudes conversing in the presence of females...
Dude1: Man you missed an awesome party the other night, where were you?
Dude2: Uh, I stayed home man I had to ' spackle the ceiling.'
Dude1: I heard that

by roosterjackson70 February 17, 2017

David the Grunting Spacker

A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.

Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?

Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.

Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?

Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.

by Benny Twadge June 19, 2009

spackled the bowl

Spackle the Bowl is a term employed when an individual has defecated in a manner most in keeping with the lay work of 'a spackler'. The work of a spackler is messy and tends to 'get all over the place'. Much like a spackler, when one 'spackles the bowl', thick, pasty, broken-up, fecal matter blasts out of one's rear-end and tends to splatter or spackle everywhere. Upon occasion, spackling the bowl can also create a fine mist working its way into the atmosphere. Typically, this is one of the most forceful, yet, least productive of the classes of defecation.

Jim was feeling rather cramped and gassy. His discomfort caused him to rush to the restroom hoping to relieve some of this gastro-intestinal pressure. Preparing for a huge gas expulsion, he was very surprised to realize he had, in fact, spackled the bowl, thereby causing him to spray his entire backside with fecal residue.

by Scott_H January 10, 2008

Spackle the Uvula

To ejaculate in the mouth.

Wendy didn't want to sleep with Paul on the first date, so instead she let him spackle the uvula.

by Anthony Caporale August 6, 2008

spackle the den

To retire to the den, whereafter you immediately log on to internet porn and masturbate so profusely that you ejaculate all over the wall.

My wife was being a royal bitch last night, so I told her I would be back in a couple hours, I gotta go spackle the den.

by wally4444 July 31, 2011

Spackle the crackle modackle

The act of putting spackle into one's mouth to hide dental imperfections.

Look at the gap in her teeth. I don't know whether to laugh or fill it with spackle. Hey, Spackle the crackle modackle!!

by me March 28, 2003