The Soak
The Soak by Haywood Jabaumi May 20, 2022
Words you can keep
soak the loaf
Jim: "Dude, I just soaked the loaf so hard last night."
Danny: "Bro, what does soak the loaf even mean?"
Jim: "Dude, you've never soaked your loafs before? Oh man, let me show you."
Jim: *Proceeds to soak a loaf*
Danny: "Jim, what the fuck man."
Danny: "Bro, what does soak the loaf even mean?"
Jim: "Dude, you've never soaked your loafs before? Oh man, let me show you."
Jim: *Proceeds to soak a loaf*
Danny: "Jim, what the fuck man."
soak the loaf by YouKnowWhoC; December 28, 2017
Related Words
Soak the Snake
When you leave your penis in a woman’s vagina, but don’t move. You soak.
Alternatively, the way Mormons circumvent the prohibition on pre-marital sex.
Alternatively, the way Mormons circumvent the prohibition on pre-marital sex.
She let me soak the snake for five hours last night, I thought I was in a sensory depravation tank. Just spit on it my dude.
Soak the Snake by Taint long June 1, 2019
soak the toad
Refers to smoking refer. Derived from a term it rhymes with, 'sneak a toke' which is to smoke weed from a small metal pipe that looks like a cigarette (sneaky). Term created to be used inconspicuously or in public.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I had to soak the toad.
Teacher: Um...Go sit down.
Student: (sits down) hehe arrrrrrrrrrright!
Student: I had to soak the toad.
Teacher: Um...Go sit down.
Student: (sits down) hehe arrrrrrrrrrright!
soak the toad by m4st3r g1bs January 24, 2011
soak the cracker
A circle jerk where guys try to shoot their cum onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to cum eats the cracker.
soak the cracker by Phuki Yu January 14, 2015
Soak the Mormon
Soak the Mormon by morman123Secretsexerx February 4, 2022
Soak Up The Sloppiness
A phrase: An act of doing either cocaine or some kind of speed to readjust the brain outside of the out of control nature alcohol inherently gives a person.
Soak Up The Sloppiness by user420247 March 4, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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