The Soak 

When you put your tongue in a glass of water without drinking it.

Man I'm so parched, I'm could use The Soak.

The Soak by Haywood Jabaumi May 20, 2022

soak the loaf 

The act of defecating and proceeding to jizz on said floating feces. (Loaf)

Jim: "Dude, I just soaked the loaf so hard last night."
Danny: "Bro, what does soak the loaf even mean?"

Jim: "Dude, you've never soaked your loafs before? Oh man, let me show you."

Jim: *Proceeds to soak a loaf*
Danny: "Jim, what the fuck man."

soak the loaf by YouKnowWhoC; December 28, 2017

Soak the Snake 

When you leave your penis in a woman’s vagina, but don’t move. You soak.

Alternatively, the way Mormons circumvent the prohibition on pre-marital sex.

She let me soak the snake for five hours last night, I thought I was in a sensory depravation tank. Just spit on it my dude.

Soak the Snake by Taint long June 1, 2019

soak the toad 

Refers to smoking refer. Derived from a term it rhymes with, 'sneak a toke' which is to smoke weed from a small metal pipe that looks like a cigarette (sneaky). Term created to be used inconspicuously or in public.

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I had to soak the toad.
Teacher: Um...Go sit down.
Student: (sits down) hehe arrrrrrrrrrright!

soak the toad by m4st3r g1bs January 24, 2011

soak the cracker 

A circle jerk where guys try to shoot their cum onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to cum eats the cracker.

The guys in the frat made the newbies play soak the cracker.

soak the cracker by Phuki Yu January 14, 2015

Soak the Mormon 

Bend the rules to get what you want in life with out the act of sin.

"Adam would soak the mormon by pretending to be ill before school"

Soak the Mormon by morman123Secretsexerx February 4, 2022

Soak Up The Sloppiness 

A phrase: An act of doing either cocaine or some kind of speed to readjust the brain outside of the out of control nature alcohol inherently gives a person.

I gotta do a bump of something to soak up the sloppiness because I might get into trouble.

Soak Up The Sloppiness by user420247 March 4, 2022