The Snookie 

When you go to the clinic after a night in the smoosh room, and the doctor says you have a new, unidentified STD. Yep, that's right. You got the Snookie.

I'm on these meds that I'm not supposed to drink on...I got the Snookie last night.

I don't know what I did last night, but I woke up with the Snookie.

After a night of Nookie, I pissed and realized I got the motha' fuckin' snookie.

The Snookie by amberenergy84 February 23, 2011

The Snookie Diet 

This diet consists of drinking alcohol all day and swallowing large amounts of protien.

I was having oral sex with Tony, cause lets face it once he starts it's not like I'm gonna tell him to get off me, besides I'm on The Snookie Diet.

The Snookie Diet by ebabe February 10, 2010

snookie in the bosom

Anal

That snookie in the bosom was bomb. Got a poop dick though

snookie in the bosom by Emk6501 April 1, 2017

The Spookies 

A phrase used to explain the disturbed mental state one is in, mostly used by college/grad students whom have studied far past the healthy mental limit. commonly associated with bouts of anxiety and or franticness.

Taylor: U ready for this test dude?
Tony: Ive studied for 12 hours and have only gotten 2 hours of sleep... Ive got The Spookies!!!
Taylor: What the hell are the Spookies???

The Spookies by Skullinvader43 November 8, 2018

the sookie stackhouse

The most mind-blowing blowjob a person can give. This act enables a man to reach the highest form of ecstasy.

Did you give him the sookie stackhouse last night?

the sookie stackhouse by the child e-tard July 15, 2010

The River City Snooki 

Toga wearing mexapino who is refused service at local dive bars.

The River City Snooki was on the prowl after drinking a few wine decanters and ninja bombing the wedding.

The River City Snooki by KEvans September 16, 2010

snookered by the red 

when being snookered by the red, it is when the red is defined by the girl being on the rag...this mean you have to go for the differcult brown...ie the ass.

damn...jade on the rag again, i was snookered by the red, the only pot was the differcult brown,

snookered by the red by bumholegenies May 27, 2009