The Smiggler

When she says, “Finger me,” and you go, “Yeah, yeah,” but then you slide your dick in instead. She pauses, blinks, and goes, “Wow… your fingers are tiny.” That’s the moment you die inside, grab your jeans, and spiral into a crisis that ends at a shady massage parlor, where someone finally says the words you needed: “So big.” And now? Yeah, now you’ve got a type.

“Bro… I pulled a total The Smiggler last night. Thought I was slick, went in without warning. She hit me with ‘Didn’t know your fingers were that small.’ I haven’t recovered since.”

by TheSmigglemaster July 10, 2025

The Smuggler

The act of ejaculating into your partners mouth and then proceding to cover their mouth and kick them in the throat. Causing them to become unable to swallow or spit.

She could she couldnt smell anything so i gave her the smuggler

by Black_Beard_The_Pirate December 6, 2006

The Smuggler's Run

A sexual maneuver in which 2 men double penetrate a woman SO deep that the barrier between the vaginal and anal canals breaks. The 2 men then proceed to cockdock inside of her. If the woman does not receive immediate medical attention, she usually dies 9/10 times.

Man 1: at funeral How did you know my daughter?
Man 2: I gave her the Smuggler's Run with John.
Man 1: No shit! I wish I knew she died like that! High five dude!

by SydMorrison March 11, 2010

the somalian smuggler

The act of inserting your finger into the anus of a woman, while she is in the reverse cowgirl position. Invented at the june bug boogie by a drunk biker.

Bro, if she is a keeper, turn her around, slide a finger in her chilly ring while she cowgirls. That's the Somalian smuggler. That's how to work that booty.

by Lil fox July 3, 2017

The Border Smuggler

A sexual position in which ALL available holes on the body are filled with some manner of sexual item, toy, or body part. This includes the asshole, the urethra, the ears, the nostrils, the mouth, and the vagina if present.

I've always fantasized about doing The Border Smuggler one night.

by Macmanffp March 19, 2017

the chinese smuggler

It is the act of lubricating a condom with soy sauce before vaginal intercourse followed by the man (asian or caucasion decent) going down on said woman for exquisite taste.

Tai: Dude, I totally pulled the chinese smuggler on Chuane-Mu, it was epic.

by Mike Carini March 5, 2009

Smugglers of the Galaxy

Often zitty faced boys gather to play fantasy games where they can prettend to actually be athletic and talk to good looking women. Similar games include: "Dungeons and Dragons", "What would I do if actually had a girlfriend", "Smell my fart", and "Look at the size of my bugar"

Hey, obviously we aren't doing anything Fridaynight, lets sit in my mam's basement and play "Smugglers of the Galaxy"

by Phantom Pharter February 2, 2005