When she says, “Finger me,” and you go, “Yeah, yeah,” but then you slide your dick in instead. She pauses, blinks, and goes, “Wow… your fingers are tiny.” That’s the moment you die inside, grab your jeans, and spiral into a crisis that ends at a shady massage parlor, where someone finally says the words you needed: “So big.” And now? Yeah, now you’ve got a type.
“Bro… I pulled a total The Smiggler last night. Thought I was slick, went in without warning. She hit me with ‘Didn’t know your fingers were that small.’ I haven’t recovered since.”
by TheSmigglemaster July 10, 2025
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