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the smallest

to be the littlest or have the least in size
ddd's penis is the smallest
by emhop February 15, 2009
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the smallest bird

by CrimsonGuy64 March 27, 2023
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the smallest man who ever lived

The smallest man who ever lived?
a song wrote by Taylor swift that is surely about Nathan Cronin
H’s ex boyfriend
“Hey you listened to Taylor swift’s new song called the smallest who ever lived?”
“yeah it has to be about Nathan Cronin right!?”
“Yeah the smallest man who ever lived has got to be about him”
by fatmonkey stinks May 1, 2024
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"The smallest things"❤️

I love...
hearing you laugh,
that you smile with your eyes,
your warmth - that draws people to you,
the way you make me feel calm and chaotic at the same time,
that you really listen,
the lovely way you share what you know -

and the little smile you give me when I get it
your ability to make me feel like I can do it-anything
...and although it's not always easy to hear, the way you talk about the people that you love. So lucky are they.
"The smallest things"❤️ How wonderful it must be to be one of the most important people in your life...when you make someone you barely know feel so special without even realising
by I'm Dreaming March 8, 2025
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Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.
Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)
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The World's Smallest Facebook Group Ever

In response to the Worlds Largest Facebook Group Ever, The Wold's Smallest Facebook Group Ever (WSFGE) was created and is the most selective facebook group ever conceived. WSFGE accepts only the smartest, fastest, attractive, interesting, and especially attractive people in the world. Even tho you can can join the WSFGE at any time, you often will be kicked out very soon afterwards, as well as shamed for attempting to fit in among such great people.
Ugly Kid: "I have joined The World's Smallest Facebook Group Ever like 10 times but they keep kicking me out"
by Matt Ritt April 28, 2007
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smallest object in the world

The smallest object in the world is the penis of any man whos name starts with special mentions are Ashley and Alex whose dick are so small they are basically a manjina
Person 1 “Wow i saw it yesterday it really is the smallest object in the world
Person 2 “what u could see it”
by BBBelga101 June 15, 2020
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