the smallest 

to be the littlest or have the least in size

ddd's penis is the smallest

the smallest by emhop February 15, 2009

the smallest bird 

Opposite of the biggest bird.

1) I'm the biggest bird
2) nah u the smallest bird

the smallest bird by CrimsonGuy64 March 27, 2023

the smallest man who ever lived 

The smallest man who ever lived?
a song wrote by Taylor swift that is surely about Nathan Cronin
H’s ex boyfriend

“Hey you listened to Taylor swift’s new song called the smallest who ever lived?”
“yeah it has to be about Nathan Cronin right!?”
“Yeah the smallest man who ever lived has got to be about him”

the smallest man who ever lived by fatmonkey stinks May 1, 2024

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin 

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 25, 2006

The World's Smallest Facebook Group Ever  

In response to the Worlds Largest Facebook Group Ever, The Wold's Smallest Facebook Group Ever (WSFGE) was created and is the most selective facebook group ever conceived. WSFGE accepts only the smartest, fastest, attractive, interesting, and especially attractive people in the world. Even tho you can can join the WSFGE at any time, you often will be kicked out very soon afterwards, as well as shamed for attempting to fit in among such great people.

Ugly Kid: "I have joined The World's Smallest Facebook Group Ever like 10 times but they keep kicking me out"

The World's Smallest Facebook Group Ever by Matt Ritt April 28, 2007

smallest object in the world 

The smallest object in the world is the penis of any man whos name starts with special mentions are Ashley and Alex whose dick are so small they are basically a manjina

Person 1 “Wow i saw it yesterday it really is the smallest object in the world”
Person 2 “what u could see it”

smallest object in the world by BBBelga101 June 15, 2020