The Shitz

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something that is awesome, usually referring to self in a 100% non-conceited way; it is usually just talk

Class of '08 is the Shitz!

Person 1: Man tha car is sick
Person 2 (who owns the car): That's cuz I'm the shitz, fool.

The Shitz by Pluto is a Planet April 22, 2009

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The Shitz

A condition where a dude is really fuckin pissed and really happy at the same time.

Derek: "Yo, Sarah's really moody lately. You know what's up with her?"
Jim: "Yeah, she's got the shitz."

The Shitz by Senor_man September 8, 2019

The Shitz Carlton

Euphemism for a plush, posh or high end restroom. A fancy shitter. Such that you find at an upscale hotel, restaurant or office building. Not your local gas station crapper or rest stop facility.

Pull over. I gotta shit. Ok. Next rest stop is 2 Miles. Rest stop? Are you kidding me, I only pinch my loaves in a Shitz Carlton. Find a hotel and stop there.

I’m very impressed with your restroom remodeling. I must say you’ve created the Shitz Carlton I would truly enjoy heaving out my daily deuce in here.

The Shitz Carlton by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

The Shit-2

(n). Nickname given to the NYPD’s 62nd Precinct by those without morale who work there. (See also, The Depths of Hell.)

Q. Officer, where do you work?

A. The Shit-2, otherwise known as the depths of hell! 😕

The Shit-2 by Mickey12x8 February 29, 2020

The Shit/Shower ratio

An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.

"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"

"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"

"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"

"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"

The Shit/Shower ratio by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023

When the shit hits the fan

When a hidden or contained problem (the shit) is suddenly exposed or spirals into utter chaos (shit making contact with rotating fan blades) causing a change of tactic from problem elimination (disposal of shit) to damage control or abandonment (cleaning of all traces of bits of scattered of shit or escaping as situation is now unmanageable)

When the shit hits the fan, we’re going to need to call in a cleaner

When the shit hits the fan by BLEVE March 20, 2013

that’s the shit

what you say when something is perfect and really just hits the spot

*hits joint*
“Damn that’s the shit”

that’s the shit by ur b1tch November 24, 2019

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026