The Shitz

something that is awesome, usually referring to self in a 100% non-conceited way; it is usually just talk

Class of '08 is the Shitz!


Person 1: Man tha car is sick
Person 2 (who owns the car): That's cuz I'm the shitz, fool.

by Pluto is a Planet April 22, 2009

The Shitz

A condition where a dude is really fuckin pissed and really happy at the same time.

Derek: "Yo, Sarah's really moody lately. You know what's up with her?"
Jim: "Yeah, she's got the shitz."

by Senor_man September 8, 2019

The Shitz Carlton

Euphemism for a plush, posh or high end restroom. A fancy shitter. Such that you find at an upscale hotel, restaurant or office building. Not your local gas station crapper or rest stop facility.

Pull over. I gotta shit. Ok. Next rest stop is 2 Miles. Rest stop? Are you kidding me, I only pinch my loaves in a Shitz Carlton. Find a hotel and stop there.

I’m very impressed with your restroom remodeling. I must say you’ve created the Shitz Carlton I would truly enjoy heaving out my daily deuce in here.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

The Shit-2

(n). Nickname given to the NYPD’s 62nd Precinct by those without morale who work there. (See also, The Depths of Hell.)

Q. Officer, where do you work?

A. The Shit-2, otherwise known as the depths of hell! 😕

by Mickey12x8 February 29, 2020

The Shit/Shower ratio

An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.

"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"

"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"

"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"

"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"

by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023

When the shit hits the fan

When a hidden or contained problem (the shit) is suddenly exposed or spirals into utter chaos (shit making contact with rotating fan blades) causing a change of tactic from problem elimination (disposal of shit) to damage control or abandonment (cleaning of all traces of bits of scattered of shit or escaping as situation is now unmanageable)

When the shit hits the fan, we’re going to need to call in a cleaner

by BLEVE March 20, 2013

that’s the shit

what you say when something is perfect and really just hits the spot

*hits joint*
“Damn that’s the shit”

by ur b1tch November 24, 2019