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the shanghai throatpunch 

The Shanghai Throatpunch is an aggressive reprisal against your female counterpart. While the female is performing apologetic oral you grab her ponytails and begin throat fucking in a barbaric manner. Right at climax you cold-cock her trachea. The impact causes a confetti like discharge of semen, snot, and blood from her nose, resembling a Chinese dragon shooting fire.
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The Shanghai 

After a night of drinking, your kinda girlfriend calls you up while your laying in bed to inform you that she is on her way over for sex.
I was wasted last night and she came over and gave me the shanghai.
The Shanghai by Twig64 March 5, 2010

The Shanghai Slip and Slide

A variation of the slip and slide see urban dictionary ‘slip and slide’ where the girl, while on top, pulls out a bunch of wet noodles and surprise slaps them across the other persons face yelling ‘Ni Hao, bitch!’.
Last night Barbara and I were doing the slip and slide and she whipped out The Shanghai slip and slide variation!

schengen degen 360 badboy back from the wan eye to the chicken peck 

here mate you got a "schengen degen 360 badboy back from the wan eye to the chicken peck"?

schengen degen 360 badboy back fae the wan eye tae the chicken peck 

here mate you got a schengen degen 360 badboy back fae the wan eye tae the chicken peck?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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