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The Schleapop 

A name for the best gamer. Used on Xbox Live
The Schleapop Is always on top
The Schleapop by The Schleapop January 2, 2009

The Schlagpole 

Quite possibly the biggest wang on the planet, so large that it makes virgins bleed when they see it. Rarely seen, it is worshipped by the Bukkake Tribe of southern Madagascar.
"The fabled Schlagpole has produced more orgasms than Isaac Hayes."
The Schlagpole by cpoc December 5, 2003

Schluck on the schleet 

Another way to say slob on my knob or suck my cock. When you are mad at someone just tell them to go Schluck on the schleet. Also what you say to someone that is a brown-noser.
"John was being a kiss up last night so I told him to go Schluck on the schleet."

The Schlagg 

"Tom is such a brown-noser - he's totally The Schlagg..."
The Schlagg by ANON1968 February 2, 2009

The Schlegel  

Letting someone stick their thumb up another's anus.
she had the anus of a 7 yr old. I gave her the schlegel 78 times and she moaned for it.
The Schlegel by Wilt December 29, 2007