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The Schleapop 

A name for the best gamer. Used on Xbox Live
The Schleapop Is always on top
The Schleapop by The Schleapop January 2, 2009

The Schlagpole 

Quite possibly the biggest wang on the planet, so large that it makes virgins bleed when they see it. Rarely seen, it is worshipped by the Bukkake Tribe of southern Madagascar.
"The fabled Schlagpole has produced more orgasms than Isaac Hayes."
The Schlagpole by cpoc December 5, 2003

Schluck on the schleet 

Another way to say slob on my knob or suck my cock. When you are mad at someone just tell them to go Schluck on the schleet. Also what you say to someone that is a brown-noser.
"John was being a kiss up last night so I told him to go Schluck on the schleet."

The Schlagg 

"Tom is such a brown-noser - he's totally The Schlagg..."
The Schlagg by ANON1968 February 2, 2009

The Schlegel  

Letting someone stick their thumb up another's anus.
she had the anus of a 7 yr old. I gave her the schlegel 78 times and she moaned for it.
The Schlegel by Wilt December 29, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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