The Santa Claus

A variation on the Captain Blackbeard maneuver.

The Santa Claus is a sexual act in which a person is anally fucking their partner, and then they pull out and begin to give a rim job. Their partner, a gassy individual, farts all of the accumulated cum into the face of the rim job giver.

The resulting appearance is a white beard resembling Santa Claus.

Bob and Tom were having butt sex. Tom started to give Bob a rim job, and Bob gave Tom the Santa Claus

The Santa Claus by oc3powerline March 30, 2010

The Santa Claus

The act of climbing up on your roof, bending a girl over the chimney and pounding her until you blow, sending your “present”, down the chimney.

Yo I ran The Santa Clause on this girl last night

The Santa Claus by sneakypetercheek May 23, 2021

The Santa Claus Effect

When a fat man's belt face is facing down because their fat is pushing it down. Most common in school teacher substitutes or larger men that wear their belt to tight.

Dude our sub has The Santa Claus Effect going on right now. Ewwwww that's raunchy.

The Santa Claus Effect by penny pinchaa March 25, 2011

do the santa claus 

A term for a sex act where a man blows a load on someone's beard.

Me: Wait, what? You have something on your beard! Oh, who has done you the santa claus?
John: Oh, no, it's just a little of mayonnaise. What is to do the santa claus?
Me: Come on . You know what is that. You even have on your hair

do the santa claus by Vincent Van Curacao May 3, 2017

The Russian Santa Claus 

This is when you are titty fucking a girl while you are sitting on their face tea bagging their mouth.

Yo, last night i ended up giving that girl the Russian santa claus!

The Russian Santa Claus by 1 2 3 4 5 6 Se7en July 8, 2012

The ‘Santa Clause’ 

The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.

The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!

The ‘Santa Clause’ by Major Thomas Randle December 4, 2018

The Santa Clause 

A sexual act in which a guy sits on a girls lap in a chair and proceeds to pound off until he cums on her face. The result is a beard made of semen that resembles that of Santa. To finish the act the guy must proceed to tell "Santa" what he wants for Christmas.

Who says Santa Clause only Cums once a year?

Person 1:"My boyfriend surprised me with The Santa Clause last night"

Person 2: "Yea I can see that you still have cum on your upper lip"

Person 1: "At least I know what he wants for Christmas now!"

The Santa Clause by Twerk Grinder McFresh August 5, 2010