The Qua

A ritual in which a married couple keeps a slice of their cake from their wedding until they have their first born. When the baby is born, a friend of the couple feeds the cake to the new born. Meanwhile, the couple prances around the feeding in tribal attire performing peculiar dances like the crab walk and the worm.

Do you know where you put the cake? We’re having the baby tomorrow and need to perform The Qua.

by DoTheQua January 4, 2022

oh my god the quarterback is toast

Phrase used in Die Hard for a blown up tank
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"

*Boom!*
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"

by ChrisLionheart January 7, 2005

The Quarantine Time Paradox

The laws of the space and time continuum do not apply to the universe during quarantine. 'Time' is in league with the coronavirus and deliberately shits itself every now and then in an effort to fuck your brain up even more than it already is.

March 5 : *blinks*
April 21: *opens*
Me: "Holy fuckermoli what happened in the last month"
Friend: "Couldn't tell you mate, The Quarantine Time Paradox is playing tricks on us again"

by monkeykaka April 20, 2020

hit the quan

A dance consisting of a series of actions mimicking the rappers's words and sounds. The dance can be interpreted multiple ways and you can make your own moves, but it should include some form of stepping, squatting and arm movement. This dance has recovered us from the endless 'watch me whip'.

Tony was really feeling the beat, so he dropped it low and hit the quan.

by Ambxo September 11, 2015

The Quacks

When someone has an extreme urge to watch one of the Mighty Ducks movies, very common in drunk/high teenagers.

Guy 1: "Nate, you want to watch the Mighty Ducks?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro, I have a serious case of the Quacks."
Guy 1: "Yeah knucklepuck that shit man, straight Bombay style."

by The Mighy Duck December 19, 2009

Tied to the quay

When you need to go somewhere by foot, But you fear the impending doom of facaes so you are somewhat nervous about setting off on your journey as mud may strike mid way

"I cant be arsed to drive up town for a pint, Lets walk"
"Sorry, But after lunchtimes boiled egg madras im afraid im tied to the quay"

by Serial Blanker December 10, 2012

Never Mind The Quality

Never mind the quality...feel the width. Phrase used to persuade you that quantity is more important than quality. Originated from unscrupulous London backstreet tailors palming you off with cheap material instead of the good stuff for your suit.

"Hmm. This suit smells of dead germans and cat piss, and is sturdy enough to both restrain a rutting wart hog and give me heat-stroke if the mercury climbs above 60 degrees, my good man".
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"

by Satandog May 3, 2006