The Puzzler

A nickname for the ex-Denver Broncos tight end, Jeb Putzier. An unstoppable force in Madden 06, his on-field performance has not lived up to his video-game dominance.

Another TD for "The Puzzler"!

Putzier is not that good in real life.

The Puzzler by puzzler-fan December 11, 2008

I'd Like to solve the puzzle 

A famous line from the hit show Wheel of Fortune and South Park.

Randy: I'd like to solve the puzzle

Pat Sajak: Go ahead Mr. Marsh

Randy: NIGGERS

I'd Like to solve the puzzle by Dumb ass from Michigan January 8, 2022

the_puzzleax 

A word an AI used in Mumbo Jumbo’s video when Mumbo tried to get said AI to generate redstone ideas.

Meanings:
1. REDACTED
2. DATA EXPUNGED
3. Nonexistent.

the_puzzleax is a REDACTED.

the_puzzleax by AmNow March 4, 2021

The Pizzler 

A theoretical super villain that can control male genitalia at will. Some known applications of the Pizzler's powers include: forcing any pizzle to attain an erection, causing any pizzle to attain an orgasm, altering the size, shape, and consistency of any pizzle, pizzle explosion, and altering any part of his body into a prehensile pizzle or pizzles.

Females are known to be The Pizzler's greatest weakness, as his powers can not affect them directly. Additionally, attractive females may cause The Pizzler to lose control of any part of his body that has taken the form of a pizzle.

The origins of The Pizzler are unknown, though experts speculate that he evolved from a combination of mutagen, nanomachines, and Japanese tentacle porn. The Pizzler's name originates from the superhero "The Dazzler" from the popular comic book series the X-men.

It should be noted that term "pizzle" when used in reference to The Pizzler denotes any male phallus, not simply a bull's penis as the term is most often used. The reason for this is most likely because the word pizzle is inherently funny, and considered less vulgar than the word penis, enabling greater use in general speech and public places.

I'll get you some day The Pizzler! (unknown superhero)

The Pizzler by PizGiz January 15, 2008

Match the puzzle 

Have Sex.

To put your penis in her vagina since they match like two puzzle pieces.

Chad: Hey emma do you wanna match the puzzle?

Emma: Yeah sure.

*And then they have sex*

Match the puzzle by zaiahy June 20, 2020

Fit the puzzle 

To have sex.

To put your penis in her vagina since they fit like two puzzle pieces.

Anthony : Ay Aliyah do you wanna fit the puzzle

Aliyah: Sure.

*And then they have sex*

Fit the puzzle by zaiahy June 20, 2020

Put the puzzle together dipshit 

A more dickish way to say "no shit"

Not the brightest person: Who did you vote for in the 2008 presidential election?
Me: Sure as hell not McCain
Not the brightest person: So you voted for Obama?
Me: Put the puzzle together dipshit

Put the puzzle together dipshit by Jizzy Jan April 10, 2010