1. Roofie a girl.
2. As she is coming to, gizz on her face
3. Proceed to fart in her face, preferably blowing fart bubbles
then find a phone and say.. " Your mom is on the phone"

you can rate your performance by the look on her face

You should have seen the Puzzler I pulled last week at the frat, bitch was cross eyed for an hour.

Puzzler by dicktreat March 6, 2009

puzzler

also see bhanu...

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAANU!!!!!!

okay?

puzzler by jan drekzhak February 10, 2004

Puzzler

A supposedly High IQ individual who can do a puzzle pretty fast but can't solve any of humanity's problems with immense power and wealth.

An old school idiot savant.

It's pretty puzzling how all of these Puzzlers made it to the top of the food chain. Well, actually it's not. They're just the product of corruption, that's all.

Puzzler by Publius0987 September 12, 2025

Puzzler’s Neck

When you have been puzzling so hard that your neck begins to hurt. At this point you need to see a chiropractor.

Shannon: “Joe, we have been puzzling for so long my neck is hurting.”

Joe: “Uh oh, you got a classic case of Puzzler’s Neck. Time to see a chiropractor Shannon.”

Puzzler’s Neck by Broseph2891 November 20, 2021

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021