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the pump 

1.according to the governator, the pump is how you feel after lifting lots of weights and your muscle engorge and you feel like the man. feels a lot like cuming, thus making arnold a lucky man.
2. also a famous health food store in manhattan, nyc.
Man, I love feeling the pump, and I love eating the pump! arnold rules! lets get huge!!!
the pump by Ejaculaxor March 11, 2008
Words you can keep

The Pump 

When you’re going to finish on someone’s face and shotgun blast of semen comes out.
It’s coming… I’m coming… GET READY FOR THE PUMP.
The Pump by coochie-monster November 6, 2021

The Pump 

Chicago Nickname for a fire hydrant. A fire hydrant is an above-ground connection that provides access to a water supply for the purpose of fighting fires.
You don't need no swimming pool girl! Here's a wrench, now go open the pump and be careful 'cause that beyotch across the street might call the popo on you!
The Pump by ZOTO October 24, 2008

The Pump 

Arnold fucking cumming at the gym
The greatest feeling you can get in the gym, or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym, is, the pump.
Let's say you train your biceps, blood is rushing into your muscles, and that's what we call the pump.
Your muscles get a really tight feeling, like your skin is going to explode and it's really tight it's like someone's blowing air into your muscles it just blows up and it feels different. It feels fantastic.
It's ehh as satisfying to me as "Cumming" is, you know as ehh having sex with a woman and Cumming.
And so can you believe how much I am in heaven?
I'm like eh getting the feeling of Cumming in the gym, I'm getting the feeling of Cumming at home, I'm getting the feeling of Cumming, backstage when I pump up when I pose out in front 5000 people, I get the same feeling. So I'm Cumming day and night! I mean it's terrific, right? Ahaha, so you know I am in heaven!
The Pump by aurod April 16, 2022

The Pump Fake Plow 

After the course of the night filled with drugs and alcohol. You experience ED when it counts. Rather then quit and leave your woman unsatisfied. You finish the job with your fingers.
OMG! How could this happen? Time for the pump fake plow
The Pump Fake Plow by Yam derf October 12, 2018

The Pump House 

Ladies love the pump house....
The pump never runs dry
Take her to the Pump House!
She really needs to be brought to the Pump House!
The Pump House by Pimppumper October 26, 2019

Priming the pump 

When you masturbate before your girl comes in so she can find your penis easier in the dark.
In an interview with "Lester Holt," President Trump proudly proclaimed that he invented the phrase stating, "Priming the pump is when I tug on myself for about half an hour before Melania comes in so she can find it easier."
Priming the pump by Bogrimm May 19, 2017
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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