The OG Prospector is said to be an urban legend, familiar amongst the natives of Northern & Central New
Jersey. Sightings have been reported not only in these
two regions of the state, but also in the mountains & some even in plain sight on the streets of the greater Salt Lake City, Utah area. The OG Prospector is said to be an old folk-tale (which derives from a currently unknown region of the planet) about a prospector of roaches. He would travel far & wide throughout many lands in search of prospective roaches, though some say he found
the one perfect roach that he had always dreamed of, the roach to rule them all.. & then retired from his position, but keeping his title: The OG Prospector; others say... that to this day... he roams the quiet avenues & dimly lit back-roads of Northern & Central New
Jersey in search of his heart'
s one true desire: roaches. Some say he was the greatest roach prospector in the
history of roach prospecting, but others say he was just a bearded menace & a
fiend; some say he never even existed. Believe what you
will, this is the legend of The OG Prospector.
"Rob: Dude, I left a roach right on this table last night before I went to sleep, & now it isn't there.
Tom:
Bro...have you ever heard the legend of The OG Prospector?"
"
Jim:
Bruh, why are you collecting roaches...like...really...?
Bryce: Dog, you really know nothing, do you? They call me The Young Prospector, after The OG Prospector, himself...boi."
"
Bruh...this nigga out here on the porch with me & Terry, calling himself, 'OG Prospector.'..talkin' bout, 'can he keep the roach?' tf?"
