The Posies 

A great but criminally little-known alt rock group around mostly in the eighties and nineties. Best songs: (In my opinion!) Solar Sister, Earlier than Expected. Heavily influenced by Big Star, and they sound like they were influenced by Teenage Fanclub. Most popular album is probably Frosting On The Beater.

Me: Er, I like The Posies?
Other person: You what?

The Posies by FrequentlyConfusedTeenager January 4, 2009

have a slap on the pokies 

To have a bet on the pokies

"Bill are you going to have a slap on the pokies"

have a slap on the pokies by Dylan_Alien666 October 12, 2017

playing the ponies

A slang term meaning to bet on horse racing.

"Im gonna head down to OTB. You wanna come?" - Gambling Degenerate

"No thanks. Why do you piss your money away playing the ponies?" -Smart Friend

playing the ponies by dmb7211 June 5, 2010

feeding the ponies 

fingering vagina

When her boyfriend walked into the room we werent fucking yet, but he did catch me feeding the ponies.

feeding the ponies by Howie Figawi September 29, 2009

Don't let the ponies blind you 

Advice that can be given in almost any situation. It also makes no sense while making absolute complete sense at the same time.

"My boyfriend cheated on me last night at a party."
"Well...don't let the ponies blind you."
"What?"

Don't let the ponies blind you by catnaps April 29, 2010

juggling the ponies 

Giving someone useless tasks to do just for the enjoyment of those watching.

Check out Bob the intern, old man Jones really has him juggling the ponies today.

juggling the ponies by jackal38 May 6, 2011

Playing the Ponies

This phrase is actually a mistake. Instead, one should say "playing the horses". Playing the Ponies is something small boys would say.

Eric received a text message that the ponies were loose and used an incorrect sentence involving playing the ponies.

Playing the Ponies by death row April 11, 2011