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The Pipe 

An orgy consisting of 36 men who all preform anal on eachother's asses. Everyone lines up from fastest to slowest. The fastest cummers start from the back of the line. When everyone comes in their partners ass it appears to look like a pipeline of cum that travels and finally comes out the last guy at the end.
Are you going to The Pipe tonight?
The Pipe by Quantum Walrus May 22, 2016
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The Pipe 

The Pipe is a person who has big cock and his/her name must be Lazar.
Mandarina: Lmao dude you are The Pipe
Lazar: Lmao kome se majka kupa
Cool or interesting, especially in a unique or kind of quirky way
That fit is the pipe, dude
The Pipe by crazyahhlittleman October 18, 2025

the pipe bomb 

The act of placing multiple condoms on ones dick as to make them stretch to the breaking point. You then proceed to have intercouse until the condoms break. The unexpected ripping of the condoms gives this act the nature of a bomb, and the shape of ones dick looks like a pipe, giving it the name of a pipe bomb.
I decided to try the pipe bomb on Kelsey but one of the ripped condoms got stuck in her vaginal cavity and now she has an infection.

The Pipe and Plank 

When you plank over the female while piped up and she thrusts continuously up while you stay in the plank position.
Guy: Hey whatup :)

Girl: whatup :)

Guy: wanna try the pipe and plank?

Girl: yessss

The Pipe Slam 

A move used in sex, where the man slams his dick onto the female's face. This is normaly done at a full erection.
"Damn, I did the pipe slam last night."
The Pipe Slam by advar February 1, 2022

Poke around the pipe 

When toilet paper has little effect on wiping clean and you are then forced to jump in the shower and then with a soaped up finger, poke around the poo shoot to remove all traces of faeces
'That curry went through me and my shit has spread everywhere, I'm going to need to poke around the pipe to clean it all up.'
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