The Piddles 

The Piddles is a slang term for people who have to get up in the middle of the night to urinate. Generally, used by older individuals who tend to have this problem.

Man, I had the piddles last night. It took forever to get back to sleep.

The Piddles by fiendish5022 August 18, 2022

The Buzz Of The Bee Piddles The Knee

When life is hard, you just gotta get up and keep buzzin

“Man today was a hard day, but ya know what, the buzz of the bee piddles the knee”

The Buzz Of The Bee Piddles The Knee by Crumpitking700 June 4, 2026

Use the Paddles 

A phrase often used on people in trouble or requesting help. Unlike conventional phrases, it means that you can't help them, and they're on their own. Coined by a bystander watching a man trying to fight pirates off his paddle boat, but was overpowered.

Usually used in cases when the troubled person has no hope of winning otherwise, or is very likely to fail without outside support.

Soldier: "Sir! The enemy broke through our defenses! We can't hold them off!"
Commander: "USE THE PADDLES!"

Student 1: "Hey, I forgot to study for the test today. Any advice you could give me?"
Student 2: "Well, I guess you have to use the paddles."
Student 1: "Aw, shit."

Use the Paddles by AdmiralofShe October 16, 2016

Tickle the Piddle 

The act of jerking off, also known as a guy beating his meat.

Do you tickle the piddle often?

Tickle the Piddle by The Legendary Donatella Icono June 11, 2023

piddle the skittle 

The act of a woman rubbing her clit.

There is nothing hotter than watching a woman piddle the skittle.

piddle the skittle by supersab September 16, 2010