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The Peasant 

when you cum into someone’s hand and they drink it like water in their palm
I did the peasant with my girl last night
The Peasant by quanrae February 17, 2019

The Peasant We 

When someone says "we,” but actually means "you."

It’s the opposite of “The Royal We.”
We should be sure to go out to the mailbox tonight before it snows tomorrow.

It sounds like a group project, but it's just my mom telling me to go get the mail. She is using The Peasant We.
The Peasant We by Kg727 January 30, 2021

Peasant to the square root of infinity 

One who was once the king of his job and now has been demoted to the lowest level of mankind
I used to be a director, but I am now a lab bitch, a Peasant to the square root of infinity!

the peasants are storming the castle 

a sudden urge to shit
After burrito-rama at the Mexican choke-and-puke, I felt the peasants storming the castle.

the man, the myth, the peasent 

An addaptation of the common phrase of "the man, the myth, the legend", typically used to describe someone who is male of gender, who is very popular, but is not, by any strech of the imagination a "legand". For example, some of your closest friends
Before entering a room, a friend shouts: "Please welcome Jack, the man, the myth, the peasent!"

The point pleasant crab walk 

When you and a group of friends are on the beach. All take your dicks out and form a circle all holding one other persons dick and proceed to walk down the beach
Hey guys wanna clown around and do the point pleasant crab walk