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a sex position where one climbs up a tree and perches themselves on a sturdy branch, then looks through a pair of trusty binoculars into various girls windows and masturbate furiously until you fall of the branch or get arrested

"Dude how are you in hospital??"
"bro i was doing the owl too hard and fell right out of the tree. Hurts like a mother fuuucker!!!"

the owl by mcmotherfucker2k14 May 26, 2014

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The Owl

Sexual intercoarse in which a man and a women are configured into a doggy style position. During intercoarse the Male very quickly remove the penis from the vagina and raise it up 2" and enter in the anus without missing a beat. This in turns surprises the femail whereas her head turns around 180 degrees.

Last night I pulled The Owl she never saw it coming!

The Owl by Haptic January 27, 2009

The Owl

When a woman is playing with a man's testicles and accidentally twists them too hard causing the man extreme pain.

We were getting hot and heavy last night. She was playing with my balls but then she gave me the owl. It still hurts.

The Owl by NobesBLO13 August 25, 2011

the "oWL"

taking an exam at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in nothing but your momma made birthday suite

last night i studied for the"owl"

the "oWL" by kaite brown June 28, 2004

the owl house

he Owl House is an American animated fantasy television series produced by Disney Television Animation. The series was created by Dana Terrace, and premiered on Disney Channel on January 10, 2020

person 1: have you heard of the owl house

person 2: yeah the new popular show that has that lumity ship
person 1: yeah

the owl house by kayo blight August 10, 2020

The Owl House

A Disney show about a bisexual otter and a lesbian tomato.

Have you watched the owl house yet?

The Owl House by Grand_mdr06 May 20, 2021

The owl house

The gayest show to ever exist besides She-ra

Person 1: Hey have you heard of that new show the Owl house?

Person 2: The gayest Show to ever exist? yes

The owl house by Noodlessssssssss October 30, 2020

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026