the old man and the sea
the old man and the sea by Ndxvii January 18, 2017
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Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole
Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
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Old Man and The Sea
A novel by Ernest Hemingway about an elderly man with perverted tendancies. He brings a young boy fishing with him every day, hoping to lure him in and make him his slave.
"Have you read the Old man and the sea?"
"No, what is it?"
"Ever seen Mr. Herbert in Family Guy?"
"yeah."
"It's about a man just like Mr. Herbert, but he takes a kid fishing every day."
"No, what is it?"
"Ever seen Mr. Herbert in Family Guy?"
"yeah."
"It's about a man just like Mr. Herbert, but he takes a kid fishing every day."
Old Man and The Sea by GunnyTurd August 7, 2012
old man and the sea
A beautiful novella by Ernest Hemmingway that describes the trials of an old fisherman who goes out too far and catches the biggest fish he's ever seen. They say there are refernces to Christ in it.
old man and the sea by Fox of the field December 12, 2008
stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026
Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026