the O.J. 

a hand job whereas here in the set person actifying the hand job manuever wheres? a glove.

do you havent a mint or maybeline some binacca or maybe i could have an the O.j.

the O.J. by kyle maurice January 31, 2008

The O.J.

The act of putting a condom on the tip of your penis, while sitting inside a Ford Bronco and telling her it doesn’t fit.

Her: Do you ever use protection?

Him: Sorry I’m more of The O.J. kind of guy

Her: Oh what do you mean?

Him: Let me explain in my Bronco parked here.

The O.J. by CertForkliftOp April 24, 2026

Hittin' The J.O 

Jacking off, masturbating, wanking.

Excuse me, may I use your bathroom? I need to hit the J.O if you don't mind.

You ain't Hittin' the J.O in my bathroom bro.

Hittin' The J.O by porcon September 1, 2011

jo on the j-o-b 

1. has to be sung "j-o on the j-o-b"
means to fuck around at work
2. waste time on payroll

I like to j-o on the j-o-b, j-o on the j-o-b!

jo on the j-o-b by Bud E Love May 8, 2003

I J and you're on the O 

Inside Joke and you're on the Outside. Used on someone looking for an explanation of an inside joke. Usually leads to further confusion, as it is often use as an inside joke of its own.

Guy: Jane sure is bootylicious.
Guy 2: That thing is like a watermelon!
Girl: What are you guys talking about?
Guy: I J and you're on the O.

I J and you're on the O by StegDizzleG September 15, 2011

The OJ Simpson 

A sexual act that takes place, where a male with a black glove fingers an underaged girl during her period. When the bloody glove is used as evidence in court, the defendant pleads innocent and pretends the glove doesn't fit him.

Aw shit, so that girl WASN'T 18? I might have to pull the OJ Simpson on my court date.

The OJ Simpson by Chuck D and Swan October 31, 2009

The OJ Look

When you act innocent but you guilty!

Ronald said he didnt bang that hooker, but we knew different because he had the OJ look.

The OJ Look by Sweet milky monkey April 22, 2017