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Definitions by CertForkliftOp

The act of putting a condom on the tip of your penis, while sitting inside a Ford Bronco and telling her it doesn’t fit.
Her: Do you ever use protection?

Him: Sorry I’m more of The O.J. kind of guy

Her: Oh what do you mean?

Him: Let me explain in my Bronco parked here.
The O.J. by CertForkliftOp April 24, 2026