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I saw pirated copies of MS Office for sale on eBay... and you know The Ms. doesn't like being ripped off.
The Ms. by Unspellable December 15, 2009
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The Ms. Plato Paradox

The Ms. Plato paradox is whenever you have a teacher who gives you a bunch of work, decides BEFOREHAND not to grade any of it, but complains to her students and teacher friends about having a bunch of work to grade.
Dude our english teacher just gave us a bunch of assignments that aren't for a grade, but she's complaining about having a bunch of work to grade, i think she's stuck in the Ms. Plato Paradox.
The Ms. Plato Paradox by imdeadbro January 20, 2022

The Ms. Farr 

The point at which a young man during the process "lactates" "his catalase" all over the female
Johnny went home and smurfed the girl from the bar then he gave her The Ms. Farr
The Ms. Farr by The Beezy Sheezy January 17, 2009

The Ms. Puff 

The Ms. Puff is a very skill based sex maneuver. This move is executed when either inside of a car or if any available air bags are around.

Step 1: set an unused air bag below (either male or female) with an object of your choice and put the airbag inside (preferably a pipe).
Step 2: the person with the bag below them must remove their clothes.
Step 3: force the pipe inside the person (male or female)
Step 4: activate the airbag and enjoy your inflation!
Oh daddy please, lets do The Ms. Puff!
The Ms. Puff by HellHound_514 October 29, 2021

haxxored the MS 

Dude, I haxxored the MS and found some neat stuff on WWII.
haxxored the MS by anon May 1, 2004

Gundam The 08th MS Team 

Universal Century 0079 - In the middle of the One Year War, Ensign Shiro Amada is transferred to South East Asia to command Kojima Batallion's 08th MS Team, a small army of soldiers piloting RX-79G Gundam Ground type units. During the skirmishes in the jungle, he confronts ace Zeon pilot Norris Packard and falls in love with Aina Sahalin, a pilot involved in testing Zeon's top-secret mobile armor. This relationship between Ensign Amada & Sahalin leads to the Federation doubting their trust in Shiro. Now Shiro must prove his loyalty on the battleground or die a traitor through the eyes of the Federation.
Mobile Suit Gundam The 08th MS Team is a 12 episode Gundam OVA series. It aired on Cartoon Network's Toonami in the U.S. during 2001.

The Three Ms 

1. Money

2. Music

3. Mmmmm, pussy
Steven Tyler of Aerosmith: For me its still about the three Ms.
The Three Ms by Lee A-Dizzle August 10, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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