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This ain’t the movies 

Something you say when people think their life will be like a movie with a happy ending, but it’s reality and life isn’t like the movies.
So what are you going to do after you get out of prison? Opening a business, or climbing on top of Mount Everest. This ain’t the movies Bryce I got nothing or nobody waiting for me on the outside.

fx has the movies 

...a way of life, a style of living, mankinds one only perfect creation....
dude dawg, i was so fucked up last night i decided to hit up the tube and was some fx. then sum nigguhs came over and they was like.. yo b, lets go smoke sum shit up.. i b like nawww mann fx has the movies son you bettuh check yoself befo you wreck yoself maynnn... then they left.. and dem mo fuckuhs was missin out

bad time at the movies 

when a woman has sex with a man with an unnaturally small penis, used especially when the woman can get no feeling from the act.(see danny)
bad time at the movies by el barto January 15, 2003

Going to the movies 

if u wanna bang a girl and be discreet about it
"Yeah man, im going to the movies with her all this weekend, HELLS YEAH!!"
Going to the movies by Belanjay March 5, 2006

When Today Is Friday But John Didn't Go To The Movies: 

A meme on Reddit that people started making darker versions of like, John didn't go to the movies because he was killed by minions.
Wanna go to the movies on Friday John?
When today is Friday but John didn't go to the movies:

Teen titans go! To the movies 

FUCK THE OTHER PEOPLE SAYING THAT THIS SHOW SUCKS CAUSE IT DOESN'T!

The movie is a example. The movie is about slade.
Random person: teen titans go! sucks. Why do you watch them?
Me:*grabbing knife* wanna say that again mumfucker?

moral:watch the teen titans go! to the movies MOVIE YOU BITCH
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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