the mother

the character around which the show 'how i met your mother' revolves. played by Cristin Milioti, the character was recently disclosed. however, her name has not been disclosed yet so, the mother, in the meantime, is known by, well, 'the mother'! lol

himym fan 1: dude did you check out how i met your mother last night?
himym fan 2: yeah! i totally did! the mother was finally disclosed! high time, eh?
himym fan 1: uh-huh yeah. and the actress, cristin milioti was pretty decent too!
himym fan 2: can't wait for the next season!

(next season because the big reveal happened right at the end of the second last season, the 8th one)

OR

fan 1: hey did you see last night's episode of himym? it was titled 'how your mother met me'. i did!
fan 2: me too! and the episode was one of the best in the series. completely based on the mother! how awesome was that! right?
random person (rp): yeah!!
fan 1: who are you?
rp: i'm a fan of himym too! {that makes him/her 'fan 3'} i loved it!
fan 2: oh, then it's cool! let's be friends!
fan 1,3: yeah let's do that! yay!

as you can see, it brings people together.

THE END
thank you for your time, now you all can search for something else. or not. totally up to you. ok now i'm gonna stop now. ok? bye.

the mother by amy_tommo_malik February 10, 2014

The Mother Lake

A fictional body of water where many female actors, singers, performers, or other artists are jokingly presumed to have created or prepared their best work, which is then celebrated and discussed by their respective fan communities on social media. The phrase derived from Twitter users, particularly within online queer communities, speculating that their favorite female artists came up with their work through divine or spiritual intervention at this particular body of water. The visual description of the “Mother Lake” is open to interpretation - some view it as simply an enigmatic wooden dock on a mist-shrouded pond - others envision it as a sapphic 80’s Summer Camp on a lake populated by canoes and a serene sunset. It is thought that the “Mother Lake” contains healing or regenerative properties, which female artists harness as a source of energy to create what their fans consider flawless or excellent work.

Friend: “Have you listened to Fiona Apple’s album ‘Fetch the Bolt Cutters’?”

Me: Of course, she took a dip at the Mother Lake before writing that album.

The Mother Lake by pseudonymicbran May 4, 2022

The Mother Troll 

Recent years have seen a huge rise in the number of trolls frequenting internet forums. If the current rate of increase continues it is projected that by 2020 up to 50% of information on the internet will be the direct result of trolling. By 2030 this number will be over 100%. Many believe that this phenomenon will have catastrophic results, not only because people will no longer have any interesting sources to copy their opinions from but also because it will give rise to the fabled being known as The Mother Troll. The Mother Troll will be created when all the anger and annoyance caused by trolling on the world wide web reaches a level so intense that it conglomerates into a conscious being. This god of trolls with not rest until all interesting debate and knowledge has been destroyed and it has thoroughly pissed on everybody's parade.

Person 1: Well that's a very interesting point. Do you take into account the idea that those who are in such a position may feel differently though?

Person 2: I try to take into account everybody's ideas and feelings and yes I can see that others may feel differently from me and I respect that.

THE MOTHER TROLL ARISES

Person 1: Ah well whatever your nothing but a stupid fan boy anyway noob.

Person 2: fuk u disphit i banged your mum last night

Person 1: i have so mush satisfaction in the knowledge that a remtard like you will soon be shoved into a small padded cell where you belong

Person 3: GOD IS RIGHTEOUS AND HE WILL BURN THE HOMOSEXUALS

ect.

The Mother Troll by Captain Philosophy January 25, 2011

The Mother of all omelettes

when a senator makes an omelette

MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE JACK. CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGG

The Mother of all omelettes by Bulldozer Gaming March 25, 2022

The Mother-Fucker 

A term for playing a nasty joke, or getting someone back for being a douchebag, while they are having sex, preferably while they yell and grunt/moan. Their mom is secretly dialed on facetime and all of a sudden they are getting some FaceTime with their mom.

Kyle was a nice and friendly Californian, and a generally well-respected young fellow. But, as he grew up he became somewhat of a large douchebag, showing his panties to everyone and ruining other people's lives. One day, Kyle took a particularly steamy poo in the bathroom, and, being a douchebag yelled; "I'm washing my face, cocksucker!", thinking he was hilarious. But, his one-night stand did not think his steamy-poop-taking-panty-showing-ass was so hilarious. Result; The Mother-Fucker.

The Mother-Fucker by TInaFeyJacobson June 12, 2018

the mother goose 

To pull off a mother goose you’ll need two people. One on there knees and one standing naked with there sphincter hovering over the first partners open mouth. The person standing inserts a hard boiled egg, with or without the shell depending on your threshold for pain, into there anus completely. The person on there knees spits on the asshole when he/she is ready then the standing partner slowly poops the dirty egg into the lovers mouth.

WILLY-hey how did it go with that girl last night
ME-it went really good, I took her home we got in bed and she asked me to tell her a nursery ryhme. So I gave her the mother goose
WILLY- Oh you mean you told her like an old childrens fairy tale or something?
ME- No I shouved a hard boiled egg up my ass and pooped it on her face

the mother goose by Tenacial August 28, 2007

The Mother Fuckin' A.J. 

noun. That guy. One who asks you to touch him were he pees. Not necessarily the guy you want to be, but will help you to be the guy you do. One who does more in a weekend than most do in their entire lives.

Did you see John hitting on that girl last night? He was almost as smooth as The Mother Fuckin' A.J.!

The Mother Fuckin' A.J. by Just Donnie May 23, 2009