The Maine Man

And I'm not talking about Lobo from DC. With a final KDA of 18/-1/? we have... Robert Card. *Insert conservative John Wayne vigilante delusion*

Hym "Wait... -1? Oooh... He killed himself. So... Now what? I had to sit and listen to conservatives talk about 'If I wOuLd HaVe BeEn ThErE...' and how you needed to kill him, so... Now what? You're AWFULLY quiet now that he fed himself a bullet. So... Yeah. What do you do? What happens now? You're not taking the guns. That's NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN (Stop asking) and NO if you would have been there you would NOT have killed him. He would have seen a faggot in a cowboy hat and shot you first (not a gay faggot but a YOU faggot). You woild have been wiping ice cream off your kids face and you would have died like everyone else. You're not special.

More guns isn't going to do anything. The people who want guns already have them. If MORE PEOPLE HAD THEM then you would have had 5 people pulling their guns at the same time, they turn and look in the direction of the gunshots, shoot the first person they see, it wasn't the guy because 2-20% of all casualties in combat are friendly fire. He was hospitalized. His rights were taken away because he had spoken about wanting to do a shooting. Didn't affect his ability to kill. You can't take his rights away any harder. So you can't say 'we need to take the rights of would-be killers away' you already did that. Doesn't work. I told you it doesn't work. What did you actually accomplish? You locked him in a hospital for 7 days. Took his rights away. And then tossed him back into the wild and it's like... What does that do for him? The mental health industry has failed all of you. 7 days in a room and turning him into a second-class citizen does WHAT exactly? If he had asked for help... What would he have gotten from any of you other than that? 'You need to stop playing the victim and work harder' THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE SAID! So... Now what? I'm not hearing anything from any of you. No justice. You didn't get to unleash you sadistic revenge fantasies on him. The Maine Man just kills himself after he does it. Nothing happens. No one learns anything."

by Hym Iam October 31, 2023

the main man

A cool guy thats bad at everything

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by 31ft_long_shlong October 16, 2019

Gurshane the mane

a person who hates shrek likes memes has friends but gets triggered easily at them. very gullible so can be finessed easily. plays a lot of sports. is pretty good at four square. likes to yell out esketit!!!! and always are mad when you talk about bananas.

Gurshane the mane is there when you feel shame sike nigga ya thought!

by ur homeboy February 20, 2018

the mane

beautiful, long, male hair, usually slicked back that makes all women extremely wet.

Once Ted walked into the bar, and all the women saw the mane, the rest of us didn't stand a chance.

by B.U.T May 23, 2008

taming the mane

The act of a man trimming his pubic hair if it has grow out of control.

I was taming the mane yesterday. It was worth it

by Teh Professional November 25, 2013

the mane

beautiful, long, male hair, usually slicked back that makes all women extremely EXCITED.

Once The Ted walked into the bar, and all the women saw the mane, the rest of us didn't stand a chance.

by B.U.T. May 23, 2008

The Rent Mane

The nigga you have to pay every month to keep your house or apartment

Mane, if I don't pay the rent mane in the next few days, this nigga go kick my ass out.

by quelz777 January 11, 2014