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The Lean 

When a person tries to inconspicuously lean in to overhear your conversation; often done by creepers at the bar; inappropriately eavesdropping
I was telling Kristin about the loser douchebag guy standing behind her and when we looked up he was totally doing the lean. Creepy.
The Lean by VictimOfTheLean April 20, 2011
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the Lean and Tuck 

An effective way of hiding your boner! Also a popular dance craze in new york teens!

First: You lean over at your waist.
Second: You cross one leg over the other and SQUEEZE.

You do the lean an tuck in critical situations.
Guy 1: Oh my god today i saw the hottest girl ever when i was walking down the street. All of a sudden i got this HUGE boner, but the lean and tuck saved the day. She didn't assume a thing. We're going on a date tonight!

Guy 2: Wow that's so cool! Next time i get a boner I'm definitely gonna try out the lean and tuck.

the lean doggy

A sex position that is sometimes painful to the female during sex. You take a sturdy object that is about the same height of the female's armpits used for her to lean on while the male is standing behind the woman and humps her in either the ass or the vagina. This will cause an orgasm for both the male and the female.
Dave: Hey babe, what position do you want to try now?
Brittany: I don't know. What did you have in mind?
Dave: I think we should do the lean doggy. Grab that table, stand it up, lean on it, and then let me hump you. I
Brittany: Wouldn't that hurt?
Dave: Yes, but it will give you a very long orgasm.
Brittany: Okay, only because I haven't had an orgasm from you since our honeymoon 4 years ago.

on the lean

dats the homie who got me
damn! nigga don't worry next time we be on the lean!
on the lean by t-$torm June 16, 2016

u got the lean perc?

A: my family just died in a brutal crash and i got diagnosed with cancer yesterday..
B: U GOT THE LEAN PERC??

The Max Lean 

A lean in which a male of the species rests his frame on one arm, leaning in to listen to a female speak with the intention of sleeping with her.
"Oh shit. Max did the max lean! He must wanna f**k this girl!"
The Max Lean by MythMiggy November 9, 2019

The Murry Lean 

when one walks down the hall way with one shoulder up higher than the other one, and their belly stuck out.
let me see you walk down the hall and do the murry lean!!!
The Murry Lean by thepokerman23 April 26, 2007
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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