The Laver 

Eating out a girl whilst she uses your cum to style your hair

He finished getting ready by doing the laver

The Laver by Maker mentality April 12, 2025

The Lacerator 

The fist of a male individual (sober) sticks his fist up a teenage (drunk) female's vagina and causes multiple lacerations.

"Man she got the Lacerator alright she was off school for like a month!"

The Lacerator by jjohnson22 April 18, 2004

The LaMere

(noun) A consensual, discreet kink practice in which a person wears a butt plug in public as a form of private erotic expression. The appeal of a LaMere often centers on the psychological thrill of secrecy, heightened body awareness, and the dynamic of trust or control between partners—while maintaining outward normalcy in everyday settings.

"Their date night was extra spicy cuz he pulled The LaMere—no one else in the restaurant had any idea.”

The LaMere by Foster1986 February 27, 2026

The Joe Labero 

A sexual act, during doggy-style just before ejaculation the man pulls out and ejaculates on the partners lower back. Said partner turns around, convinced that the man has ejaculated on her lower back. The man proceeds to spit in the partners face.

It should be known that Joe Labero is a Swedish magician.

Guy #1: ...so i did the "Reversed David Copperfield".

Guy#2: You mean "The Joe Labero"?

Girl: Was it good for you?

The Guy spits in her face.

Guy: It was absolute magic!

The Joe Labero by The illusion of mystery September 20, 2012

Lakers beat the Supersonics 

in, relating to, or characteristic of a good day

It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic, the Lakers beat the Supersonics... Today was a good day.

Lakers beat the Supersonics by Naismithball March 26, 2011