The Lacerator

The fist of a male individual (sober) sticks his fist up a teenage (drunk) female's vagina and causes multiple lacerations.

"Man she got the Lacerator alright she was off school for like a month!"

by jjohnson22 April 19, 2004

Dixie Off Chuggaroo

When a certain individual pays a hooker to drink from a dixie cup that he has previously masturbated and released his flow of semen into it.

"Yeah I was downtown last night and had a few dollars to spare so I paid a desperate single mom to perform a Dixie Off Cuggaroo."

by jjohnson22 April 19, 2004

Blizamzizily

A word used as a reaction to a really huge rip directed towards an individual.

Jeff: Tyler, you're the dumbest kid I know and you will turn out to be a nobody!

Steve: Blizamzizily!

by JJohnson22 May 18, 2004