The Knocker
Similar to The Shocker, The Rocker, and The Spocker. Two in the pink, TEN IN THE STINK! May require help, but guaranteed to "knocker" out.
The Knocker by Oblithiacry February 27, 2010
Words you can keep
The Irish Door Knocker
The act of pulling your pants down, letting your balls hang and slapping them back and forth repeatedly hitting each leg.
Steve and I were hanging out the other day and then he decided to whip out The Irish Door Knocker, fuckin' weirdo.
The Irish Door Knocker by somethingstupid March 15, 2010
The Portage Double-Knocker
The Portage Double-Knocker by 11NSM94 July 23, 2011
The Devil's Knocker
Giles: Why are you so happy today, John?
Steven: Last night, Kyle let me wrap the Devil's Knocker.
Giles: Nice!
-or-
Sherry: You look tired today!
Alex: I know, I was up all night ringing the Devil's Knocker.
Sherry: Nice!
Steven: Last night, Kyle let me wrap the Devil's Knocker.
Giles: Nice!
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Sherry: You look tired today!
Alex: I know, I was up all night ringing the Devil's Knocker.
Sherry: Nice!
The Devil's Knocker by LastNightsPizza October 31, 2019
Knockers on the Knockers
Petey: "So how was it?"
Howie: "Dude, she had knockers on the knockers and the man in the boat with anchor!"
Howie: "Dude, she had knockers on the knockers and the man in the boat with anchor!"
Knockers on the Knockers by Utah Ski Bums May 23, 2010
laugh the knickers off me
means quite literally...that you find a particular person so funny that they could have you giggling right into bed...
NB opposite of bores the knickers off me.
NB opposite of bores the knickers off me.
laugh the knickers off me by baglady2713 May 12, 2009
You haven't scored until the knickers are off
You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee' and you think you are in. Who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn't want you to stay the night. Defeat has snatched Vitory from your jaws. It happens, albeit rarely. Repent, reflect, get over it. If you call her again is up to you...
What the fuck. I met this chick on Saturday night and we got a taxi back to her place. After about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that I should order a taxi home. I was gobsmacked. Just goes to show you: "you haven't scored until the knickers are off".
You haven't scored until the knickers are off by The Bazman June 19, 2007
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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