The Kayak 

When a man masterbates with one hand while simaltaniously penetrating his anus with a dildo. Both hands should move in the same direction at the same time thus mimicing the motion of paddling a Kayak.

Last night I did the Kayak and my booty is so sore!!

The Kayak by Opulant1 April 26, 2013

Sink the kayak 

A euphemism, to "sink the kayak" is to ejaculate during intercourse.

*after ejaculation*
"Yeahh i sank the kayak"

Guy 1 : what you up to tonight?

Guy 2 : I'm going to sink the kayak

Sink the kayak by Matt - Drunk fox of the day February 26, 2009

The Devil's Kayak 

The vagina, box, or other creative references

Guy: Son, Karen hit me up last night.
Guy 2: You sail in the Devil's kayak?
Guy: To Hades and back bruh, to Hades and back.

The Devil's Kayak by Juice_willis March 15, 2016

Kayaking Down The Cockamamie 

The most ridiculous, interesting, and amazingly hard to explain thing you can do while high.

Mum: Where were you last night?

Sam: I was kayaking down the cockamamie.

Kayaking Down The Cockamamie by Sam-bagging July 1, 2011

Hiragana, Kanji, And Katakana Are Magazine Profiles Of The Parenthesis Symbols For Individuals With Bipolar Type One Disorder Called "'Department'" Whom Chooses To Call It The Angel Number "'Six`'`Hundred`'`Ninety`'`Six`'` 

Hiragana, Kanji, And Katakana Are Magazine Profiles Of The Parenthesis Symbols For Individuals With Bipolar Type One Disorder Called "'Department'" Whom Chooses To Call It The Angel Number "'Six`'`Hundred`'`Ninety`'`Six`'`

Hiragana, Kanji, And Katakana Are Magazine Profiles Of The Parenthesis Symbols For Individuals With Bipolar Type One Disorder Called "'Department'" Whom Chooses To Call It The Angel Number "'Six`'`Hundred`'`Ninety`'`Six`'`

Hiragana, Kanji, And Katakana Are Magazine Profiles Of The Parenthesis Symbols For Individuals With Bipolar Type One Disorder Called "'Department'" Whom Chooses To Call It The Angel Number "'Six`'`Hundred`'`Ninety`'`Six`'` by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025

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`'`Hiragana, Kanji, And Katakana Are Magazine Profiles Of The Parenthesis Symbols For Individuals With Bipolar Type One Disorder Called "'Department'" Whom Chooses To Call It The Angel Number "'Six`'`Hundred`'`Ninety`'`Six`'`

`'`Hiragana, Kanji, And Katakana Are Magazine Profiles Of The Parenthesis Symbols For Individuals With Bipolar Type One Disorder Called "'Department'" Whom Chooses To Call It The Angel Number "'Six`'`Hundred`'`Ninety`'`Six`'`

`'`Hiragana, Kanji, And Katakana Are Magazine Profiles Of The Parenthesis Symbols For Individuals With Bipolar Type One Disorder Called "'Department'" Whom Chooses To Call It The Angel Number "'Six`'`Hundred`'`Ninety`'`Six`'` by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025