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The Jizz
When beautiful celebrities such as Kris Allen, Jon Knight, and Kristen Stewart get together for a sexy explosion.
The Jizz by chasingbrucelee April 29, 2009
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The Jizz
A way to say something is cool, good, happening. The Jizz's density will be increased for how awesome the thing being spoken about is, The Thick Jizz, The Thickest Jizz and so on.
Bro have you seen the new Alex Jones show with Ye?
Oh yeah man, that is the jizz, gonna make one of his comments my new ringtone
Oh yeah man, that is the jizz, gonna make one of his comments my new ringtone
The Jizz by ROTERFUCHS44 December 4, 2022
the JIZZ’s
The JIZZ’s (Juristrictive Informants of Zulu and Zanzibar) are a not so elite opponents to the GAYS (the Global Assault Yeet Squad) but they help the BBC’s (Bolivian Battlement Camp).
the JIZZ’s soldier: Oh no! The GAYS are coming with the tactical technique of the ‘Head Spine’!
BBC soldier: The GAYS will be too much!
BBC soldier: The GAYS will be too much!
the JIZZ’s by British-Guy January 10, 2020
THE Jizz Goblin
A disfigured small moss green creature with 6 fingers and 1 thumb on each hand, who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious white fruity juices from your penile region
Ricardo: Hey man, didya sleep well last night.
Phillipè: Naw man, the jizz goblin got me last night.
Ricardo: Aw man sorry to hear that, hope you get better soon
Phillipè: Naw man, the jizz goblin got me last night.
Ricardo: Aw man sorry to hear that, hope you get better soon
THE Jizz Goblin by TheJizzGoblin February 21, 2022
the jizz wagon
the jizz wagon by bob jones March 19, 2005
The Jizz Line
The name of the placement you are in when behind the barrier at a concert so that if a band member were to jizz in a straight line from the stage, it would hit you in the face. This can apply to the singer or the other guitarists.
It is a term to brag with about your position when obtaining a great barrier space.
It is a term to brag with about your position when obtaining a great barrier space.
"Omg the barrier, I'm right in the central Jizz Line!!"
"I didn't get The Jizz Line for Tom but I'm in DK's YAY!"
(on phone) "Yes I got here safely mom, and I'm in The Jizz Line!!!"
"Shall we queue for the concert and try to get The Jizz Line?"
"I didn't get The Jizz Line for Tom but I'm in DK's YAY!"
(on phone) "Yes I got here safely mom, and I'm in The Jizz Line!!!"
"Shall we queue for the concert and try to get The Jizz Line?"
The Jizz Line by Tahariel July 4, 2012
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