2 definitions by TheJizzGoblin

A disfigured small moss green creature with 6 fingers and 1 thumb on each hand, who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious white fruity juices from your penile region
Ricardo: Hey man, didya sleep well last night.

Phillipè: Naw man, the jizz goblin got me last night.

Ricardo: Aw man sorry to hear that, hope you get better soon
by TheJizzGoblin February 21, 2022
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A woman, and she is breathing, i like her, yup, and if you can read this, jzessica, just to let you know, i have pens in my pockets, can i sleep on your floor
Can i get some Jzess
by TheJizzGoblin March 2, 2022
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