The JOC

A straight up phenomenon... A shell of a gorgeous woman who can drink more than a 'fuck load' and may transform into a 'bottle clocking' demon at a moments notice. Commonly found in a Red deer bar.

Customer #1: "what was that shot"?
Customer #2: "purple pussy invented by 'The JOC'.

Concerned staff member: "Kyle what happened to your head"?

Kyle: "I was in the way so I got knocked the fuck out by 'The JOC'.

The JOC by Kylepearce January 20, 2009

jack in the jocks 

1. To masturbate discreetly in your pants while they are still on.

2. To masturbate whilst being aroused by a hamburger.

3. To have a boner in your underwear (jocks).

1.I was feeling especially horny in the office today so I did a quick jack in the jocks and moved on with my day.

2. This burger is making me hungry for a jack in the jocks.

3. I woke up with a raging jack in the jocks this morning.

jack in the jocks by Sup_Ladies October 24, 2014

Ollie off the jock 

When someone is constantly on your case, has your name stuck in their mouth, and just wont shut the hell up about you. this is known as riding thier jock.
like telling them to hop off, like Ollie
JUmp OFF!

Fagot- whats up with those Gay shoes, You got no Swagg.

Dude-nigga Ollie Off the Jock , bitch!

Fagot-(silence)*

Ollie off the jock by Mustafe ahmed Aka Boron August 26, 2008

The Jockey

First, your girlfriend must have her hair tied up in a ponytail. Once you have begun doggy-style sex with her, cut off her pony tail when passion reaches its height. When she looks back to question your procedure, commence whipping her with her own ponytail.

"I totally did The Jockey with Lauren last night, and when she looked back to ask me what the hell I was doing, I gave her a mouthful of PONYTAIL."

The Jockey by Matt Ulshafer December 20, 2007

on the jock 

slang term for a woman who likes to fuck guys. typically between cheerleader and football player types.

Yo, your gurl Reyanne is at the party tonight. She'll end up on the jock!

on the jock by librarybooklover September 8, 2011

sock to the jock 

to punch a dude or chick in his or her dick.

That little punk sitting in front of the CVS thought he was the shit , so I gave him a sock to the jock!

sock to the jock by Easy_Ed July 8, 2009

up the jock

the act of being all up the jock

Tony is all up my jock

up the jock by e March 21, 2005