A straight up phenomenon... A shell of a gorgeous woman who can drink more than a 'fuck load' and may transform into a 'bottle clocking' demon at a moments notice. Commonly found in a Red deer bar.
Customer #1: "what was that shot"?
Customer #2: "purple pussy invented by 'The JOC'.
Concerned staff member: "Kyle what happened to your head"?
Kyle: "I was in the way so I got knocked the fuck out by 'The JOC'.
Customer #2: "purple pussy invented by 'The JOC'.
Concerned staff member: "Kyle what happened to your head"?
Kyle: "I was in the way so I got knocked the fuck out by 'The JOC'.
by Kylepearce January 20, 2009
Get the The JOC mug.1. To masturbate discreetly in your pants while they are still on.
2. To masturbate whilst being aroused by a hamburger.
3. To have a boner in your underwear (jocks).
2. To masturbate whilst being aroused by a hamburger.
3. To have a boner in your underwear (jocks).
1.I was feeling especially horny in the office today so I did a quick jack in the jocks and moved on with my day.
2. This burger is making me hungry for a jack in the jocks.
3. I woke up with a raging jack in the jocks this morning.
2. This burger is making me hungry for a jack in the jocks.
3. I woke up with a raging jack in the jocks this morning.
by Sup_Ladies October 24, 2014
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When someone is constantly on your case, has your name stuck in their mouth, and just wont shut the hell up about you. this is known as riding thier jock.
like telling them to hop off, like Ollie
JUmp OFF!
like telling them to hop off, like Ollie
JUmp OFF!
Fagot- whats up with those Gay shoes, You got no Swagg.
Dude-nigga Ollie Off the Jock , bitch!
Fagot-(silence)*
Dude-nigga Ollie Off the Jock , bitch!
Fagot-(silence)*
by Mustafe ahmed Aka Boron August 26, 2008
Get the Ollie off the jock mug.First, your girlfriend must have her hair tied up in a ponytail. Once you have begun doggy-style sex with her, cut off her pony tail when passion reaches its height. When she looks back to question your procedure, commence whipping her with her own ponytail.
"I totally did The Jockey with Lauren last night, and when she looked back to ask me what the hell I was doing, I gave her a mouthful of PONYTAIL."
by Matt Ulshafer December 20, 2007
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by librarybooklover September 8, 2011
Get the on the jock mug.That little punk sitting in front of the CVS thought he was the shit , so I gave him a sock to the jock!
by Easy_Ed July 8, 2009
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