The Inverto 

When a young man who wishes to be a women inverts his penus and stands in a mirror looking at the body he desires so greatly.

Byron- Dude i walked in on sam doing The Inverto.. and he had one of those shittie drawings of a so called "poatato" on the ground.

Liam- Shit man is he gay or somthing?

The Inverto by Mcgrizley April 16, 2009

Archie the inventor 

Character from Balamory, a chum of PC Plum. Archie lives in a Pink Castle, is quite fat and wears a kilt.
He is always fiddling with some great new invention, which requires him to ask PC Plum for some assistance.
Certainly not intended for the CBBC audience

Hello PC Plum, would you mind holding this knob for me

Archie the inventor by dpme December 24, 2004

The Inverted Stranger 

Note The Stranger:
The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

The Inverted Stranger:
The act of riding your bicycle for so long that your junk falls asleep, and proceeding to punishish the hobbit. This will give the sensation of jerking off another's junk.

After a long bike ride, there's nothing I like better than to come home, open a brew and pretend I'm jerking off Bronson Pinchot. The inverted stranger with the perfect stanger.

The Inverted Stranger by TheJoel May 3, 2006

Meeting with the investors 

A code term for having to take a shit. Can be used in public because people that overhear will think your are a sophisticated businessperson that has a lot of money, but in reality you just need to take a shit.

Guy 1: Yo, let's go see that new Twilight movie, I hear it's banging.
Guy 2: Gimme a minute, I gotta have a meeting with the investors, and as we all know, they are not known for their patience.

Meeting with the investors by Nick Wang June 7, 2009

The Inverter 

When engaged with a woman standing up you quickly spin her 180 degrees so she is doing a handstand while still in her. Made famous by Kai Kishi.

1:OMG!! Kai did the inverter to me last night!!
2:Me too!!

The Inverter by Sneaux April 30, 2008

the inverted panda 

when a man ejaculates in a circular motion around the eyes of a colour man to provide the look of an inverted panda

OMG what happened to your face

its called the inverted panda or samad

the inverted panda by The happy punk February 19, 2010

The Inverted Theif 

When a male and female of the human species are having sex in the piledriver position and the male has his penis inserted into the female's vagina he takes his testicels and shoves them in her anus.

Person A: "Dude I totally made it with *insert name* last night!"

Person B: "Really? Did you pull The Inverted Theif?"

A: "What's that?"

B: "It's when ou're piledrivin' a girl and you stick your giggle bag in her snatch"

A: "...what is wrong with you?"

The Inverted Theif by Klicky Zapata May 17, 2011