The Hourglass

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One girl with diarrhea shits into another girls vagina, and proceeds to line up both of their vaginas so the diarrhea slowly falls into the other girls vaginal opening.

"Yoooo, me and katy pulled 'the hourglass' last night"

The Hourglass by KundaEnby September 30, 2023

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The Hourglass Theory

The Hourglass Theory states that the first eighteen years of a man's social life is like an eighteen-year hourglass - once high school ends, the hourglass flips, and the jocks end up on the streets eating dog shit, while all the nerds get money and bitches. This theory applies to roughly 95% of said jocks and nerds.

Bitches and hoes get it easy because the Hourglass Theory does not apply to them.

The Hourglass Theory by neva eva October 16, 2012

too much sand in the hourglass

(adj) Descriptive term used by a woman with an hourglass figure ie: large boobs, small waist & large hips who is unhappy with the largeness of the boobs and hips in proportion to the waist. Gives the idea the person would be happier with a smaller hourglass, one with less sand in it perhaps...

Sam: You have such a lovely hourglass figure, Ellie.

Ellie: There's too much sand in the hourglass....

Or; If only there wasn't so much sand in my hourglass...

too much sand in the hourglass by Elliebear June 3, 2008

Tilting the Hourglass

one of the BEST songs ever by Alesana

Tilting the Hourglass goes like: Emptiness has darkened my eyes as I hoplessley beg for my life to end. Tell me why.

Tilting the Hourglass by TheToothSucker July 22, 2010

through the hourglass

when in deep thought or sadness over an event that has happen previously in one's life

Dylan, an ex of Angel, is looking through the hourglass.

through the hourglass by ZaneD.Iner March 8, 2016

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026