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The Highway

He walks alone, walks along the highway
Drinks from a bottle just the size of his fist
Skin smooth and glittering 6:00 news
Little girl longs for the taste of his kiss

His eyes are black and they're never ending
He's the suicide bridge and she's ready to jump
Ruby red lips so carefully painted
Sweet little girlie your messiah has come

What's inside an evil man's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside evil eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know
He walks alone, walks along the highway
Drinks from a bottle just the size of his fist
Skin smooth and glittering 6:00 news
Little girl longs for the taste of his kiss

His eyes are black and they're never ending
He's the suicide bridge and she's ready to jump
Ruby red lips so carefully painted
Sweet little girlie your messiah has come

What's inside an evil man's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a killer's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a killer's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know
The Highway by Death Menace May 4, 2023

the highway of tears 

Highway 16 in Canada is also known as the highway of tears because a large number of hitchhikers have been murdered along it. The term particularly refers to the stretch from Prince Rupert to Prince George.
Girls should never hitch alone on the highway of tears because lots of women have been murdered along it; some people think that it is the work of a serial killer.
the highway of tears by moonbug November 13, 2006

Tollbooth on the highway of education 

n. Popular and well-earned nickname for the ETS (Educational Testing Service), who produces and sells the GRE and SAT assessment tests. This parasite hauls in more than $0.6 billion in student money every year from its illegal monopoly on the testing market.
Every high school and college student in the country has to throw some big cash to ETS, the tollbooth on the highway of education. If a student doesn't pay his toll, he is usually shitcanned and forced to slave away at a McJob for the rest of his life.

up the highway not across the street 

a form of suicide....cutting your wrists, the correct way to cut is up the arm, rather than across the wrist. UP the highway, up the wrist, ACROSS the street, across the wrist
if you want a good suicide result, go up the highway not across the street

Harvard on the Highway 

Another name for Catawba Valley Community College (CVCC) in Hickory, NC.
Located on Highway 70 across from the luxurious Wal-mart.

This is where people go when nobody else accepts them.
John: I go to NC State!
Bob: I go to UNC!
Jane: I go to Duke!
Ann: I go to Harvard!...on the highway..

John: Harvard on the Highway, nice.

Queen of the Highway

1. A name given to Pamela Courson by Jim Morrison. Pam was Jim's Cosmic Mate.
2. A song by The Doors. It's on the Morrison Hotel album. Jim Morrison wrote it about his relationship with Pamela Courson.
3. Jamie, the Queen of the Highway of this generation.
Queen of the Highway is dancing through the midnight whirlpool with the Lizard King.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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